A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[RealSketch]

So he can remember today?

Yes.

 

[DiamondArrow]

No.

Wish granted. But i shall change it to no
I wish I had more time in a day

 

[SoraZodia]

Wish granted. I made the Earth stop spinning, you have a 24 hour day now. I also sliced off the would be dark side of Earth. There are no night now, the hunger crisis is gone and half of our population crossed the river Styx O_O
I wish physics disappeared.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. The entire universe spontaneously disintegrates into nothingness.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

 

[SoraZodia]

Granted, you are now a potato at the local farmers market... But you get to keep your eyes and consciousness.
I wish upon a shooting star

 

[VikeStep]

Granted, but the shooting star was too hot and burnt you alive. Why were you upon the star in the first place?
I wish that I had faster internet

 

[Mevansuto]

Granted, as a result all videos you watch are sped up to the point of them being unwatchable.
I wish I was a great actor.

 

[ThomazM]

Granted, as a result all videos you watch are sped up to the point of them being unwatchable.
I wish I was a great actor.

Granted, as a result of your absurd talent, you became the most famous person on Earth, which lead you to the use of drugs - which killed you, two months later.

I wish I was the best programmer on the whole Universe!

 

[timandy1]

But you can only code ~ath

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but your existence is erased from the universe.

I wish for death and endless siffering unto myself.

 

[dwappo]

Granted, you die and have endless suffering in the form of infinite Rick rolls.

I wish I had more time to watch everything I wanted to watch.

 

[SoraZodia]

Granted, you are now permanently glued to your chair which is permanently glued to the floor.

I wish for a cow to jump over the moon

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but the moon crashes into the earth putting it out of orbit and hurdling into the sun

I wish for endless rickrolls at all time for everyone, including myself

 

[SoraZodia]

Granted, giant human balls of people named Rick are now rolling across the Earth flattering everyone in its path.
I wish for a Supernova

 

[buggirlexpres]

Granted, but you turn away just as it happens because you got an alert from the FTB forums, thereby missing it altogether.

I wish I could go to sleep instead of playing forum games on a crappy iPod


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[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but you die

I wish to become black mage in this comic:

 

[buggirlexpres]

Granted, but you're stuck on a two dimensional computer screen for the rest of your existence...

I wish Half-Life 3 was created


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[Mevansuto]

Granted, but you're stuck on a two dimensional computer screen for the rest of your existence...

I wish Half-Life 3 was created


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Granted. You are dissatisfied with HL3 and immediately commence ordering Valve to make HL4.

I wish for Zak Snyder to go back to working at Burger King and give the JLA Movies to someone competent.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Granted! Zak Snyder gives JLA Movies to EA
I wish the RGB version of the k70 would come out already

 

[Mevansuto]

Granted! Zak Snyder gives JLA Movies to EA
I wish the RGB version of the k70 would come out already

My wish hasn't been fulfilled.

I wish for Zak Snyder to go back to working at Burger King and give the JLA Movies to someone competent.