A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Strikingwolf

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Granted, but you realize you forgot to wish for something.

I wish someone wrote a teenage love story but instead of vampires there were ghosts
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wish granted, but the ghosts are all male Gideons...

I wish that the human race were destroyed because we are a plain horrible species and a fail in the evolutionary tree.
 
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wish granted, but the ghosts are all male Gideons...

I wish that the human race were destroyed because we are a plain horrible species and a fail in the evolutionary tree.
Wish Granted. We are all now Sergals, and the glory of the Vilious Empire is at hand. General Rain herself has just come back from yet another conflict, with a thousand new slaves, and she takes pride in raping them all before her subjects before eating half of them and slaughtering the other half just for fun.

I wish that Transhumanist movements would hurry it right the fuck up.
 

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Wish Granted. We are all now Sergals, and the glory of the Vilious Empire is at hand. General Rain herself has just come back from yet another conflict, with a thousand new slaves, and she takes pride in raping them all before her subjects before eating half of them and slaughtering the other half just for fun.

I wish that Transhumanist movements would hurry it right the fuck up.
Granted, but you get trans-humanized into an armadillo.

I wish for world peace





.... Haha no. I wish for IRL Botania flowers


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Granted, but you get trans-humanized into an armadillo.

I wish for world peace





.... Haha no. I wish for IRL Botania flowers


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Still, is that not cool as fuck? To be the first human turned into a armadillo? I would have picked Platypus myself, but YMMV on how cool it all is.

Wish Granted. You have your IRL Botania Flowers, and IRL Creepers, Zombies, and other assorted baddies. You find out first hand how the creeper reproductive cycle works, but you forget everything shortly thereafter. Death was a sweet release indeed.

I wish to know why the rum is always gone.
 

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Still, is that not cool as fuck? To be the first human turned into a armadillo? I would have picked Platypus myself, but YMMV on how cool it all is.

Wish Granted. You have your IRL Botania Flowers, and IRL Creepers, Zombies, and other assorted baddies. You find out first hand how the creeper reproductive cycle works, but you forget everything shortly thereafter. Death was a sweet release indeed.

I wish to know why the rum is always gone.
Granted, but you forget immediately afterwards due to being really drunk

I wish mods got updated to the latest MC automagically


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Granted, but you forget immediately afterwards due to being really drunk

I wish mods got updated to the latest MC automagically


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Well the VANILLA mod gets updated automatically resulting in infinite regression...

I wish that prom would die
 

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Humans not sleeping throws off the environment resulting in apocalypse. Also, really that corrupted wish is pure evil.

I wish the idea of prom was never formulated
Granted, but you suggest the idea in passing. And it grows in popularity until it's a thing


I wish that my phone screen wasn't cracked



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Granted, but you suggest the idea in passing. And it grows in popularity until it's a thing


I wish that my phone screen wasn't cracked



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Wish granted. You didn't need that screen, right?

I wish I knew what the rum is always gone.
 

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Granted, but you suggest the idea in passing. And it grows in popularity until it's a thing


I wish that my phone screen wasn't cracked



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interpreting impossible corruption of wish...if the idea was never formulated how could I suggest it o_O
 

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interpreting impossible corruption of wish...if the idea was never formulated how could I suggest it o_O
Granted, but you soon realize you forgot to wish for something.

Also you came up with it shortly after your wish was granted :p
Wish granted. You didn't need that screen, right?

I wish I knew what the rum is always gone.
Granted, but you forget immediately afterwards due to being really drunk



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Granted, but you soon realize you forgot to wish for something.

Also you came up with it shortly after your wish was granted :p





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but if it could never be formulated in the past, present, or future how could I
*computer program that emulates the Announcer from Portal 2 crashes*
 

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but if it could never be formulated in the past, present, or future how could I
*computer program that emulates the Announcer from Portal 2 crashes*
The Announcer from Portal 2 said:
Core corruption at 100%

I've memorized every voice line from that game :p

#nerd


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Granted. I give you the gift of patience.
I wish for RP3 to be completely new. Something that reinvents the whole modding scene, whilst keeping up with current standards.
 
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