I love it when people try to beat the system (without lame paradoxical sentences anyway
) and so I grant your wish. You take the cheque for 100 trillion dollars, looking furtively around you at the same time, waiting for the other shoe to drop... But the shoe cannot drop, there are no shoes, everyone is naked including yourself, you ignore this, walk to the bank and cash the cheque. You are now the most wealthy human since time began! a claxon sounds to signify this momentous occasion but it's annoying so you reach out of bed and hit the snooze button. Enjoying your wealth is like a dream come true, but one that lasts for 100 years. Scientists are baffled by your comatose state, unable to wake up but your subconscious is still hitting the snooze button while you grin so hard at your new dream life experiences. Your family and friends stop visiting after a few months, some drop by after a few years to see your hideously deformed body withered away except for your arm which reaches for the snooze button and the massively overused facial muscles for the grin which now pulls your lips so wide there are holes at the sides for a fist to fit in, they never return. Eventually 100 years pass and you are given the moment of wakefulness before you die, your eyes tear open weakly and your grin is permanent agony of lockjaw. Unfortunately you are now 100 + your age and the world is scary, you are in agony in a sealed dark room where they left you after realising you could not have any negative effects on you right down to a simple intravenous drip and to look upon your deformed face was like looking into pure insanity. Unable to go back to sleep you wait for death in the knowledge it was all a dream.
¬_¬ Hope that wasn't too dark, effort on the part of the wish meant effort on the part of the corruption.
I wish that I was turned into the perfect geneticly replicating human, unable to age, immortal, all wounds could be healed and my mentallity remained intact even after such things as my head cleaved in 2, or blown into micro particles after I rehealed.
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(DAMN took too long lol.) ignore this if you want, or corrupt my wish along with someone elses before me.