A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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granted they like the tamales but they get food poisoining
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i wish i could spell properly
 
Granted, but you become so insane with spelling you start correcting everyone. People around you start hating you, and you die alone in a dark cave.

I wish there weren't so many people who think they're right and everyone who disagrees is racist/homophobic/mysognic in the world.
 
Granted. People now have the ability to see the other side of every issue, so people learn to respect and accept each other. This completes the purpose of the earth itself (a la Hitchhiker's Guide) and the earth is shut down.

I wish that the walls of my apartment were more soundproof.
 
mathjazz said:
Granted. People now have the ability to see the other side of every issue, so people learn to respect and accept each other. This completes the purpose of the earth itself (a la Hitchhiker's Guide) and the earth is shut down.

I wish that the walls of my apartment were more soundproof.
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Granted. However, due to the negative number of decibels, everyone, including you, goes insane if he tries to spend 1 hour in the apartment without making any noise.
Also, the way you described my wish is essentialy this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoneHorriblyRight

I wish I was able to eat japanese and mexican food more often.
 
Partially granted. You are able to eat Japanese more often, and you do. The Emperor becomes upset that you eat his subjects and Japan declares war on you. You are taken down by an elite ninja commando squad in the middle of the night.

I wish that I spoke better German than I currently speak.
 
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Granted. However, some overly racist people living in your city think you are a Nazi and shoot you several times.

I wish I could listen to jazz more often.
 
Granted, but they become shitty and never get any new content, and are full of bugs.

I wish I had not been away from here for a week with no one missing me :(
 
Granted. Your grandmother has now just died and you need to go visit her. It'll take half a month to get there, and half a month to get back. Oh, and you get killed by a spider while you're there.

FTB Boss has left, by the way. Insults from people on the no-topic thread made him rage quit. Yay.

I wish I would starve and die in a cold cave in Antarctica. I also wish for everything I own to be taken away.
 
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Your wish is granted. Since you were trying to game the system by wishing for bad stuff and then having the corruption of the wish work to your advantage, the wish corruption doesn't do anything and you get exactly what you asked for.

I wish that my students will do well on next Friday's test.

I missed you the_j485.
 
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mathjazz said:
Your wish is granted. Since you were trying to game the system by wishing for bad stuff and then having the corruption of the wish work to your advantage, the wish corruption doesn't do anything and you get exactly what you asked for.

I wish that my students will do well on next Friday's test.

I missed you the_j485.
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Granted, but they then fail on every subsequent test.

I wish following someone would actually do something....
 
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Granted.

It makes small nanometer-sized drones fly around and watch them, giving you live video of them 24/7. They realize what's going on and they get mad at you, and kill you.



I wish I could exist in less than one place at once.
 
PeggleFrank said:
Granted.

It makes small nanometer-sized drones fly around and watch them, giving you live video of them 24/7. They realize what's going on and they get mad at you, and kill you.



I wish I could exist in less than one place at once.
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Granted, but not in one piece, so yeah, your leg is, ATM, in China.
 
That is great. The Aliens become enslaved to us because we are no threat.

Granted. Mojang releases the damn API. Not the Minecraft API. Modders can now write code that interfaces with Hell. Unfortunately, interfacing with Hell is a bad idea. Details of how bad an idea are left to your imagination.

I wish that my neighbors were quieter at night.
 
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mathjazz said:
That is great. The Aliens become enslaved to us because we are no threat.

Granted. Mojang releases the damn API. Not the Minecraft API. Modders can now write code that interfaces with Hell. Unfortunately, interfacing with Hell is a bad idea. Details of how bad an idea are left to your imagination.

I wish that my neighbors were quieter at night.
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Your neighbors have been "shuttin' up" so no worries,
But their dog is a whole 'nuther story....

whats dat yoo say?!? Modders can now interface with hell itself?!?!
Well thats great for me, being a sadistical satan and all...

Dammit... I wish I could get My texture pack to work with 1.6.X......
 
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