A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[the_j485]

Granted. But it does nothing else, and you gain nothing.

I wish Some people from the no topic thread would come on

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, they promptly leave.

I wish I had a better laptop.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but it can't access the internet in any way.

I wish to have the perfect laptop with no repercussions.

 

[Jess887cp]

Granted, but it can't access the internet in any way.

I wish to have the perfect laptop with no repercussions.

Granted, but you don't have a power cord.

I wish I had a mechsuit.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. It's a size smaller than your clothing size.

I wish I could have a time machine.

 

[Jess887cp]

Granted, but you can never reach the insane power requirements.

I wish I could be more motivated to do stuff.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but only to hit yourself

I wish I was more imaginative.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted, but you are only able to use this power to be a grammar nazi on internet forums.

I wish that my students will do well on the midterm this month.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but they do so because you leave.

I wish I was better at PVP in MC.

 

[agriggsdude]

granted but noone plays with you

i wish that i had a meaningful wish

 

[the_j485]

Granted. It means something. To a guy in Albania, who you don't even know about.

I wish people said no one.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted. No one A little less than the imaginative reconnected extreme of the word 'someone' thinks your post is hard to answer without saying the said word said to not be said.


I wish I could find more useless crap to add to my modpack.

 

[GPuzzle]

Granted, but your computer overloads itself and crashes, losing everything you had.

I wish I was with my girlfriend right now.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but your computer overloads itself and crashes, losing everything you had.

I wish I was with my girlfriend right now.

Granted. A masked man runs up behind her and stabs her in the neck. You feel the need for revenge for the rest of your life, eventually leading into sadness and despair, and you commit suicide in a cold, dark, cave in Antarctica. Your body turns into a large icicle as your body freezes from the intense lack of heat and you shatter into a thousand pieces when the roof of the cave caves in.

I wish I could view every conversation on TS.

 

[GPuzzle]

Granted, but you regret as soon as you see them (I mean seriously - stuff sometimes gets WAY too wierd).

I wish this wish would corrupt me.

 

[FtbBossWhoIsAw3s0m3]

granted but........you die

I wish the person who comments below me will die. i am invincible already!

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, I borrow Captain America's shield before making this post. The shield reflects the death-osity back at you, and I am left unharmed.

I wish I actually had boobs that I could send messages with, using my phone.

 

[FtbBossWhoIsAw3s0m3]

not even gonna grant that.
i wish someone would make me a good avatar.
SEGWAY!!!

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. It's so great that you're blinded forever upon looking at it.

I wish the guy above would be nicer... ;~;

not even gonna grant that.

 

[mathjazz]

Granted. FtbBossWhoIsAw3s0m3 is nicer, which makes people like him more. This additional liking makes everyone on the forum agree with him in not granting your previous wish.

I wish that my dinner guests tonight like the tamales I am making for them.