A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Yuka]

Granted, but its soo incompatible with everything else, it crashes everyone's computers.
(Even if they're not playing it! O_O)

I wish upgrading all weapons in NIER wasn't such a pain...

 

[shadydeath]

granted but all weapons you have. will ever get or upgrade break the moment you touch them

i wish i had a 1TB SSD

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. It's filled with undeletable GIFs of people plugging various computer parts into other various computer parts.

I wish I could have a proper gaming laptop.

 

[shadydeath]

Granted but it blows up the minute you turn it on.

I wish evey minecraft mod was compatible with each other and didnt cause issues

 

[tomthe40]

Wish Granted! But this causes all mods to eventually be balled up into one huge mod which is completely dull due to every and any mod being added to it. This makes very annoying things happen in the game added by a new breed of griefers. Mod-Griefers.

I wish that john Frusciante re-joined the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

Wish granted but you went deaf and can't hear it
I wish that I could be a nuke creeper

 

[Yuka]

Granted, you are one....in a flat, uninhabited world.

I wish they removed the "Hunger" system from MC...

 

[DaNerd27]

Granted, they replaced it with that tedious breathing mechanism in which you must mash "G" and "H" constantly to keep your character alive.

I wish my electromagnets were powerful enough to detect iron through solid stone.

 

[MrSwisstobi]

Granted! But sadly they are that strong that they broke every electronic device within short range.
I wish that i become well known on youtube

 

[shadydeath]

Granted but you get JB-like fan people behind you

I wish minecraft would run better on every computer

 

[tomthe40]

Wish Granted! but an EMP destroys every non-hardened computer's circuitry.

I wish that diarrohea was forever gone.

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

Granted but it was replaced by the same dissease just with a different name

 

[Yuka]

Granted, your ______ ends up ______, so it turns out ______ gets ________'d.

I wish people remembered to make their wish.

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

granted I wish I was the most successful ftb moderator ever. But apparently it ends up burnt, so it turns out I gets fired.
so I wish that I was a known member not just a member.

 

[VikeStep]

Granted, however you forgot to corrupt Yuka's wish so you get demoted again
I wish that i could find the Forge changelog for my detailed changelog threads (and i mean the minor versions changelog)

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

sure whatever the crap you just said happened but a guy with a chain saw came into your house. Need I say anything more

I wish that I could fly

 

[GreenWolf13]

You can, but you can't ever come back down.

I wish that this wish was corrupted.

 

[Yuka]

Granted.

I wish I could remember where I left off when coming back to games I haven't played in months.

 

[Sourpowerpete]

Granted.

I wish I could remember where I left off when coming back to games I haven't played in months.

Granted, but the save file is corrupted.

I wish I could stay focused on my homework. :/

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

Granted, but you stay so focused you just don't stop doing homework and you never eat or drink water so you die of starvation.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.