A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Sourpowerpete]

Granted, but you stay so focused you just don't stop doing homework and you never eat or drink water so you die of starvation.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

You die, so you couldn't possibly be sick.

I wish I had some good coffee in the house somewhere...

 

[DaNerd27]

Granted, but someone had stored it in your home's fission reactor. Don't know why you had a reactor in the first place, but whatever.

I wish these bees would die faster.

 

[Yuka]

Granted, all of them go extinct in any map you enter withing a hundredth of a second.

I wish large headsets didn't give me a headache after a while of wearing them.

 

[Sourpowerpete]

Granted, all of them go extinct in any map you enter withing a hundredth of a second.

I wish large headsets didn't give me a headache after a while of wearing them.

Someone cuts your head off so you can't have headaches anymore.

I wish I could get video games for free without any legal issues.

 

[Miner1337]

Granted, Now You are in Bankrupcy and can't afford to pay the electric bill and You no longer can play games

I wish I Could turn invisible.

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

Granted, But you get in the way of a cop and bank robber shootout and get shot cause no one can see you.

 

[Yuka]

Granted, yet again, you ___ when ___ so ___, in the end ____ turns out to be ____, which makes you ____.

I wish I didn't have to wish for others to remember to make wishes.

 

[Sourpowerpete]

Someone cuts your head off so you can't have headaches anymore.

I wish I could get video games for free without any legal issues.

Granted, Now You are in Bankrupcy and can't afford to pay the electric bill and You no longer can play games.

Just wanted to point out that this doesn't grant my wish or corrupt it.

 

[Luckdemon]

Granted. Your favorite way to wish involves throwing all your coins into a well. You soon have no money for food or your house.

I wish it would stop snowing outside.

 

[glasspelican]

Granted It is now snowing inside your house

I wish I was not sick

 

[wakafanykai123]

Granted, you are now surrounded by sick people.

I wish iridium was more common.

 

[Luckdemon]

Granted, but the recipes requiring iridium now require 10,000,000 iridium each.

I wish that I could find a good server to play on that wasn't filled with griefers and little kids.

 

[WitherSauce]

Granted, but nobody likes you on the server since you are a 10 year old kid who griefs; you get banned.

I wish pigs could fly.

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

Granted but the pig flies so high you go into space and suffocate.

I wish that I was the prime minister!!!

 

[Sourpowerpete]

Granted but the pig flies so high you go into space and suffocate.

I wish that I was the prime minister!!!

You resign.

I wish I was a good builder in Minecraft.

 

[Yuka]

You resign.

I wish I was a good builder in Minecraft.

Granted, tho you now suck at survival and can't last even 5 seconds in peaceful.

I wish I was better at Minecraft Survival.

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

Granted but now you suck at building and cannot create a shelter

I wish I had a magic blade that 1 hit everything

 

[Yuka]

Granted, you hold it and it one-hits you when you do.

I wish I could remember that thing I'm forgetting.

 

[BlackFire]

Wish Granted. You remembered you left the stove on. Bet you can't wait to get back to the house.

I wish for Gandhi's return.

 

[Luckdemon]

Granted, Gandhi returns as a zombie to eat your brains, then he leaves again.

I wish my foot never fell asleep when I was sitting at my computer.