A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Granted, but its soo incompatible with everything else, it crashes everyone's computers.
(Even if they're not playing it! O_O)

I wish upgrading all weapons in NIER wasn't such a pain...
 
granted but all weapons you have. will ever get or upgrade break the moment you touch them

i wish i had a 1TB SSD
 
Granted. It's filled with undeletable GIFs of people plugging various computer parts into other various computer parts.

I wish I could have a proper gaming laptop.
 
Granted but it blows up the minute you turn it on.

I wish evey minecraft mod was compatible with each other and didnt cause issues
 
Wish Granted! But this causes all mods to eventually be balled up into one huge mod which is completely dull due to every and any mod being added to it. This makes very annoying things happen in the game added by a new breed of griefers. Mod-Griefers.

I wish that john Frusciante re-joined the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
 
Granted, you are one....in a flat, uninhabited world.

I wish they removed the "Hunger" system from MC...
 
Granted, they replaced it with that tedious breathing mechanism in which you must mash "G" and "H" constantly to keep your character alive.

I wish my electromagnets were powerful enough to detect iron through solid stone.
 
Granted! But sadly they are that strong that they broke every electronic device within short range.
I wish that i become well known on youtube :p
 
Wish Granted! but an EMP destroys every non-hardened computer's circuitry.

I wish that diarrohea was forever gone.
 
Granted, your ______ ends up ______, so it turns out ______ gets ________'d.

I wish people remembered to make their wish.
 
granted I wish I was the most successful ftb moderator ever. But apparently it ends up burnt, so it turns out I gets fired.
so I wish that I was a known member not just a member.
 
Granted, however you forgot to corrupt Yuka's wish so you get demoted again
I wish that i could find the Forge changelog for my detailed changelog threads (and i mean the minor versions changelog)
 
sure whatever the crap you just said happened but a guy with a chain saw came into your house. Need I say anything more

I wish that I could fly
 
Granted.

I wish I could remember where I left off when coming back to games I haven't played in months.
 
Granted, but you stay so focused you just don't stop doing homework and you never eat or drink water so you die of starvation.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.