A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Yuka]

Granted, everyone notices every reference you make, thus realizing you are incredibly unoriginal.

I wish tax returns were already here.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, it's revealed that you didn't pay enough tax, and must give up everything you own to offset the debt.

I wish Minecraft would work for me properly.

 

[Haighaghagha]

Minecraft now works properly, and is able to spawn eight angry zombies without lag in your new world next to the spawn. They kill you and kill you again in a circle of infernal damnation.

I wish real life was as easy as playing minecraft.

 

[VikeStep]

Wish Granted, however you were playing minecraft with GregTech on full insanity settings conditions so life is still hard

I wish that I didn't have to get so many assignments

 

[SidDark]

Wish Granted, you no longer need to complete the assignments, however every question on the end of year exams relate to those assignments so you fail everything.

I wish I could think of something better to wish for

 

[DaNerd27]

Wish granted, but your wish was inherently corrupt, so you died a horrible death.

I wish my laptop's battery lasted longer while still able to charge from the functional conventional charger I posess.

 

[Yuka]

Granted, however the change makes it incompatible with your laptop...or any other laptop for that matter.

I wish I could find Pigs and Chickens in my current MC world...
(Sooo many sheep only. @_@)

 

[wakafanykai123]

Granted. Your world is now made up of random grass blocks and sheep standing on them.

I wish forestery was easier

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, all Feed The Beast packs come with a mod that makes it so that the Carpenter requires 4 Nether Star Gears (each made up of 4 Nether Stars around a Diamond Gear). This mod is impossible to disable.

I wish I could program in Lua and Python.

 

[wakafanykai123]

Granted. You can now write a script that destroys your computer, and only yours.

I wish severs had infinite RAM

 

[GreenWolf13]

Granted. Unfortunatly, because computers can't grasp the concept of infinity, this causes severe issues with every computer in existence. Have fun with your broken computers with infinite RAM.

I wish SirSengir would stop calling me a "technic sock puppet"

 

[DaNerd27]

Well, you are, so don't try to hide it Wish granted, he shoots you in the foot instead and feeds you Austere bees.
(/\ Just for the lolz, by the way)
I wish Forestry apple juice was drinkable.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, it doesn't taste very nice.

I wish that twist could be crueller.

 

[Yuka]

Granted, its so cruel its illegal to even mention it, thus you are reported to the authorities, ultimately arrested and end up in jail for life with no bail.

I wish there was a way/ mod to just transport an entire base (With items inside chests and othe containers included.) from one map/ modpack to another.

 

[VikeStep]

Wish granted, its made by Ikea so you end up making it from scratch with all the materials and only a picture to go off

I wish that I was bothered to start recording some Let's Plays

 

[FrankieTheSnake]

wish granted but you just payed your fraps and it chrashes your PC
i wish that my base is on a beach

 

[Yuka]

Granted, your base is teleported to a random beach tens of thousands of blocks away and without a way to know where it is now.

I wish I could fix my sleep schedule! XP

 

[xXAesirXx]

Granted, your base is teleported to a random beach tens of thousands of blocks away and without a way to know where it is now.

I wish I could fix my sleep schedule! XP

Wish granted Here's a wrench (try pulling an all nighter then going to bed early it always works for me)

I wish I Could understand Japanese

 

[FrankieTheSnake]

wish granted you now understand Japanese but the Japanese goverment bans the language and you need to go to jail

i wish that i had more oil geisers near my base

 

[VikeStep]

Granted, it floods your home

I wish that I could find a microphone somewhere