A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

Yuka

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Granted, everyone notices every reference you make, thus realizing you are incredibly unoriginal.

I wish tax returns were already here.
 

ApSciLiara

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Granted. However, it's revealed that you didn't pay enough tax, and must give up everything you own to offset the debt.

I wish Minecraft would work for me properly.
 

Haighaghagha

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Minecraft now works properly, and is able to spawn eight angry zombies without lag in your new world next to the spawn. They kill you and kill you again in a circle of infernal damnation.

I wish real life was as easy as playing minecraft.
 

VikeStep

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Wish Granted, however you were playing minecraft with GregTech on full insanity settings conditions so life is still hard

I wish that I didn't have to get so many assignments
 

SidDark

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Wish Granted, you no longer need to complete the assignments, however every question on the end of year exams relate to those assignments so you fail everything.

I wish I could think of something better to wish for
 
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DaNerd27

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Wish granted, but your wish was inherently corrupt, so you died a horrible death.

I wish my laptop's battery lasted longer while still able to charge from the functional conventional charger I posess.
 

Yuka

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Granted, however the change makes it incompatible with your laptop...or any other laptop for that matter.

I wish I could find Pigs and Chickens in my current MC world...
(Sooo many sheep only. @_@)
 

ApSciLiara

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Granted. However, all Feed The Beast packs come with a mod that makes it so that the Carpenter requires 4 Nether Star Gears (each made up of 4 Nether Stars around a Diamond Gear). This mod is impossible to disable.

I wish I could program in Lua and Python.
 

GreenWolf13

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Granted. Unfortunatly, because computers can't grasp the concept of infinity, this causes severe issues with every computer in existence. Have fun with your broken computers with infinite RAM.

I wish SirSengir would stop calling me a "technic sock puppet"
 

DaNerd27

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Well, you are, so don't try to hide it Wish granted, he shoots you in the foot instead and feeds you Austere bees.
(/\ Just for the lolz, by the way)
I wish Forestry apple juice was drinkable.
 

Yuka

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Granted, its so cruel its illegal to even mention it, thus you are reported to the authorities, ultimately arrested and end up in jail for life with no bail.

I wish there was a way/ mod to just transport an entire base (With items inside chests and othe containers included.) from one map/ modpack to another.
 

VikeStep

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Wish granted, its made by Ikea so you end up making it from scratch with all the materials and only a picture to go off

I wish that I was bothered to start recording some Let's Plays
 

Yuka

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Granted, your base is teleported to a random beach tens of thousands of blocks away and without a way to know where it is now.

I wish I could fix my sleep schedule! XP
 

xXAesirXx

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Granted, your base is teleported to a random beach tens of thousands of blocks away and without a way to know where it is now.

I wish I could fix my sleep schedule! XP
Wish granted Here's a wrench (try pulling an all nighter then going to bed early it always works for me)

I wish I Could understand Japanese
 

FrankieTheSnake

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wish granted you now understand Japanese but the Japanese goverment bans the language and you need to go to jail

i wish that i had more oil geisers near my base