A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[whizzball1]

that was the point
granted. tacos
i wish the internet in australia was 1000% better

Granted, but it's so fast that it becomes sentient and takes over the world.
I wish that you wouldn't commit suicide.

 

[Manu]

granted. i wont for 1 more week
i wish no one would care

 

[whizzball1]

granted. i wont for 1 more week
i wish no one would care

Not granted.
I wish that you would never commit suicide. I'm praying for you.

 

[Manu]

granted. i become UBER depressed and am held by this pact, suffering
i wish no one would care

 

[GPuzzle]

No one ever cared, man. Get over it.

I wish Manu would stop. It's pissing me off!

 

[whizzball1]

Not granted. What is wrong with you? He wants to commit suicide!
I wish more people would care when someone wants to commit suicide.

 

[goreae]

You are ten years old. What in your life could possibly be so bad you want to commit suicide? You get food every day, you have access to a computer and internet, you don't have to worry about paying bills or losing your house. The fact is, there are millions of people who would literally kill to have your life right now. Try being in some third-world country in Africa, where people starving to death is a daily occurrence. Where people are raped and killed for no reason, and basic medical support is near impossible to come across. You know the flu shot? the american government hands them out like candy. Go to one of these countries? you'd be lucky to get an aspirin. So suck it up. Your life is great.

 

[mathjazz]

It gets better.

 

[Manu]

It gets better.

You don't think I've heard that before?

 

[mathjazz]

I think you have. I think you need to hear it until you believe it.

 

[goreae]

You don't think I've heard that before?

If you are serious about being suicidal, answer me this: why? what in your life is so horrible that you want to end it so badly you'd go to that extreme?

 

[Darklord__]

I wish everything was better for manu( I really do)

 

[Tellerofstones]

Umm i don't think we are playing the game.... so

Granted he kills himself and no one cares.

I wish kittens were more funny.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Granted. They become so funny that you can't stop laughing, and soon die of suffocation.

I wish your wishes were harder to corrupt. I mean, seriously! Its no fun if they're easy ;P

 

[Tellerofstones]

Granted i wish something so hard that your head explodes.

i wish i was better at wishing at this game. (i mean its so hard to think of wishes!)

 

[goreae]

Granted. Your wishes are all so horrible that it's impossible to corrupt them further.

I wish that my dog was orange.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but the human eye adapts instantly all over the world to be unable to see the color orange. Instead, it sees it as the color brown.

 

[Shakie666]

Granted, you get your wish exactly as you ask (i.e. you get nothing).

I wish that I was an omnipotent, omniscient god-overlord of the entire universe, and that no-one can stop me, corrupt this wish etc.

 

[Jess887cp]

Granted, but everyone dies and you're left all alone with no-one to exert you power over.

I wish I had a stick to poke someone with, and a someone to poke with said stick.

 

[Staxed]

Granted, you now have a stick, and bigfoot is standing in front of you...you poke him...it doesn't end well, and he eats your camera so there's no proof left...farewell

I wish my foot wasn't hurting...