A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[matpower123]

Granted,but everyone gets awesome and awesomeness turn into a common thing.

I wish for SSJ POWAHZ!

 

[GPuzzle]

Easy. I summon Kamina, and he defeats you in a battle.

I wish school wasn't filled with people who think life is a party aka swagfags.
C'mon, 72% of the total grade in a test is bad (even if I'm over the minimum needed to not get remedial classes).

 

[dgdas9]

Granted. Unfortunatelly, you become one of them...and you die...because they kill'em...

I wish that I could wish something cool, rather than wishing something random as I always do

 

[goreae]

Granted:

I wish I knew where that GIF was from. (I just googled I wish GIF.)

 

[the_j485]

Granted, that GIF is from mean girls.

I wish I had more of a life.

 

[goreae]

Granted. You will live forever, but still age. I hope you have fun as sentient dust.

I wish that there were synthetic life forms around. (I have a soft spot for artificial Intelligences synthetic life-forms.)

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but they are enslaved by an evil force, and try to kill you and your one synthetic friend who isn't evil.
(Liara, get over here!)
I wish I had an IQ of 500 somehow.

 

[goreae]

Be careful with abbreviations. They could mean anything! Granted. Your Inferiority Quotient is now 500. That's pretty damn inferior.

I wish that my Intelligence Quotient was 500.

(oh, and as a cyborg, I am technically partially synthetic.)

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but the IQ system is already broken so that isn't much of an accomplishment.

I wish there was an official Forge Raft.

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but it sucks

I wish People would get my avatar

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but...ooooooo....swirly.....

I wish people would get castle crashers and play with me more.

 

[matpower123]

Granted,but they never stop and die from lack of proper sleep,foods and basic stuff.

I wish for an universal language

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but you cannot play anymore. With no fun, you commit suicide. And the world becomes a better place.

Granted, but nobody uses it (just google "esperanto") NINJA!

I wish I could have Castle Crashers

 

[ItsRex]

But you get banned from the game.

I wish for pie

 

[Tdb360]

Granted but the pie is rotten

I wish to be successful in life

 

[goreae]

Granted. You are the most successful person in the world at being unsuccessful. Pat yourself on the back.

I wish I could see venus.

 

[Tdb360]

Granted, you now have telescopic eyes, but they are so heavy you can never move again

I wish for Super speed

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. But you can't slow down.

I wish I could have shapeshifting powers (because why not?)

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but you can't move

I wish to be perfect, as well as every single creature, and it still continues to be fun to be perfect, and we all live a happy life forever (good luck with that one)

 

[Tdb360]

Granted but your life and the term forever both change to mean a single second, although you live very happy life it lasts only a second

I wish to have the ability to fall asleep at night Immediately At Will