A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[dgdas9]

Granted. You can't wake up.

I wish I coul doo what I can do without saying I can do it, but taking account that as I say I am doing I am only referring to it, and not really doing it, in a way that I can only do what I can do if I don't think about saying what I do, and about the sense it makes. Damn.

 

[whizzball1]

Granted but your life and the term forever both change to mean a single second, although you live very happy life it lasts only a second

I wish to have the ability to fall asleep at night Immediately At Will

Granted, but then you wake up instantly. NINJA
I actually understood that. Took a bit though.
Granted, but then you could never do anything because you couldn't do what you could do because you thought about it before doing it so it failed.
I wish BTD5 strategy videos weren't sped up 5 times.

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but then you could never do anything because you couldn't do what you could do because you thought about it before doing it so it failed.

You are officially the second most intellegent human in earth. A random xinese should be #1

Granted, they are slowed down 50 times

I wish I was as smart as Whizz

 

[goreae]

Granted but... but... I can't think of a way to make that any worse.

I wish I had a granola.

 

[matpower123]

Granted,but the granola eats you.

I wish I could stay at home and have infinite knowledge instead of going to school.

 

[fergcraft]

granted but then you become a know it all and no one likes you.

I wish for a desk job.

 

[goreae]

Grante3d. You get a job as an assassin in the Denial Enterprises Serial Killers (DESK for short).

I wish could that I word now right.

 

[Tdb360]

Granted, but you become a grammar Nazi

I wish for the ability to speak to dogs and humans, without losing the ability to talk to either

 

[matpower123]

Granted,but you get mad after folks started looking strange to you.

I wish for fresh,non-rotten and without any disease pizza!

 

[Tdb360]

granted, you get a pizza covered in disinfectant

I wish for school to be able to "upload" all K through collage to your brain
rendering school a minute long

 

[Furfurfur2001]

granted, but the process hurts your brain so much that you are stuck at your current age
I wish i could simulate the NTT

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, but no one uses it because Lawbroken threatens them all.
I wish that DCs on BTD5 wouldn't be so hard all of a sudden.

 

[the_j485]

Granted, but now it takes five thousand pops to destroy one red bloon.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[dwappo]

Granted but that something to do is nothing to do.

I wish my papers were done.

 

[whizzball1]

Granted but that something to do is nothing to do.

I wish my papers were done.

Granted, but the papers were done horribly and you fail.
I wish that True Neverclick (on Cookie Clicker) was easier.

 

[Manu]

granted. its so easy it breaks your computer
(ive already gotten it)
i wish the internet in australia was 9001 times faster

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, but the sheer stupidity of OVER 9000 breaks your internet.
I wish Girl Scouts in Cookie Clicker Beta weren't so horrible with pathfinding.

 

[Manu]

granted. they are 0.00001% better
i wish my balcony was higher

 

[whizzball1]

granted. they are 0.00001% better
i wish my balcony was higher

Granted, but then you fall off and die.
I wish that I could think of wishes.

 

[Manu]

that was the point
granted. tacos
i wish the internet in australia was 1000% better