A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[PeggleFrank]

Granted. The nerves in your foot die, causing you not to feel pain. With this sudden feeling of immortality, you jump off a building. Too bad the nerves everywhere else in your body still work.

I wish for something that doesn't exist. And no, you may not grant me nothing, nor everything.

 

[goreae]

Granted. You know have a raxacoricofallapatorian, which then proceeds to rip you to shreds with its venomous claws.

I wish that was at least a little difficult to spell.

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Granted. You can't remember how to spell it.

I wish everyone could remember how to spell racitocioucockulophogogalotociousanglacklephlux off the top of their heads.

 

[goreae]

Granted. Everyone now knows how to spell racitocioucockulophogogalotociousanglacklephlux and nobody knows how to spell Raxacoricofallapatorius.

I wish I had some licorice.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Granted. Its the dirt-flavored poisoned kind.

I wish I had a better PC so I can host servers and play ftb at the same time.

 

[dwappo]

Granted! But it's so smart it does it on its own and bans you from playing on it anymore.

I wish school was over and I had my degree already.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, however, you get into a fight and are jailed for 50 years. When you get out, nobody hires you. You die a slow, painful death, starving in a forest, and your corpse is never found. The person you fought also kills your family.

I wish for a biogenetically merged horse-bat.

 

[dwappo]

(That was dark xDD)

Granted! However the bat part of the horse-bat bites you, giving you rabies. But that's not all, since it's part horse too it kicks you in the head with it's horse legs.

I wish I looked like my avatar.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but you remain as a 2D sprite. You sit for eternity, waiting for something to move you, but nothing happens.

I wish time moved slower.

 

[aidynn2001]

Wish Granted! But, all time goes slower including you so you cant move or think as you would if time moved normally. So basically time goes slower but has no affect on you or anyone else and you never knew time was moving slower.

I wish for world peace.

 

[goreae]

Granted. Clom has achieved world peace.

I wish that cult-like fandoms wouldn't be cult-like fandoms.

 

[VaporStrike]

Granted. They've taken over a country and are now a world power.

I wish I had pepsi.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but now all pepsi is...I can NOT do this, I can't! I am allergic to coke! It must stay pepsi! It must!
Granted, it is now coke
NOOOOOOOOO

I wish I could play Thermal Expansion 3

 

[VaporStrike]

Granted. You get all the TE3 files, split up between a million other files. All filled with pictures of your worst nightmare.

I wish this thread was gone.

 

[goreae]

Granted. The picture of a piece of thread in your post is now gone.

I wish you had a singature

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but it crashes the forums

I wish I could die

 

[goreae]

Granted. You die, but every time you die, you come back to life a second later. Oh, and you become fixed in space while dead. This means you end up in space. Have fun.

I wish for space.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but now you are lonely

I wish to not exist

 

[VaporStrike]

Granted. But if you comment in any forum thread again, you come back into existence.

I wish for this wish to become corrupted.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but it is an uncorrupted wish, but uncorruption means corruption MISSINGNO ERROR PROTOCOL9999474268jdkwoalcmASD[1927]