A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[keybounce]

Wish granted. You learn what the road does before you fall off. So, after learning, you fall off, to complete the condition of the wish.

Did you mean something like "instead of falling off"?

I wish people were clearer in communication.

 

[Block]

granted but you can now get banned for having bad grammar anywhere on the internet.

I wish for 5 dogs that love me

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but they [REDACTED] and died, so you are covered in rotting crpses

I wish to be an oscar mayer weiner

 

[Block]

granted but you get eaten by your mom because she didn't know.

i wish for this wish to not have any bad effects

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but now bad effects have people

I wish the internet never existed and technology never evolved beyond the wheel

 

[dgdas9]

Granted! The world is now perfect, but people want techology to evolve and that causes wars

I wish I was a real boy!

 

[Block]

you are but then u become female

i wish for 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 good wishes

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but now everything below your waste is solid rock that weighs 100 lps/cm3
Block ninjad me. And mine was better since he didnt really corrupt it

 

[dgdas9]

you are but then u become female

i wish for 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 good wishes

Granted, you can wish whatever you want...but then mountain lions...

Also for the fuck's sake what's the problem with girls Cammon, boobies? No?

I wish I was a real boy but I do not mind being a girl if you really want, I mean I would have boobies and stuff...

 

[RealSketch]

Wish granted! You are a boy with a girl's parts!

I wish I was a mod creator!

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. Your thread gets locked, however, and the mod that did it is a total jerk about it.

Wish granted! You are a boy with female parts!

Fixed

I wish... I wish I could have a full shower within three seconds.

 

[DaNerd27]

Granted, but you drowned in the torrential downpour that subsequently came forth from your showerhead.

I wish TvTropes didn't ruin my life.

 

[KaosRitual]

Granted, but you drowned in the torrential downpour that subsequently came forth from your showerhead.

I wish TvTropes didn't ruin my life.

Granted, now TV just ruins your life.
I wish for... Some chocolate milk. I am thirsty.

 

[RealSketch]

Granted, but the chocolate milk is poisoned and gives you a tummy ache.

I wish for a hot chocolate maker!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but the maker is you lactating

I wish for a microwave to kill me

 

[RealSketch]

Granted, but you aren't killed but seriously injured and in hospital.

I wish for a magical pony with wings!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but it destroys your house and eats your corpes

 

[keybounce]

I wish I knew what Slow's Wish Was.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but you die

?

 

[BreezyTaco]

Granted, but you die

?

I wish I knew what your wish for that post is
(You didn't put a wish)