A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but you are confused

I wish he snswe

 

[CreepaCatcha]

Granted,you are given the knowledge of the wish, but then implode because that knowledge doesn't exists

I wish for unlimited wishes
Edit:ninja'd

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but you have negative million

I wish that creepa saw my ninja

 

[CreepaCatcha]

Granted, but you have negative million

I wish that creepa saw my ninja

Granted, but I did so u randomly implode also

I wish for a girlfriend

 

[keybounce]

... I have been successfully confused, what's the current wish?

EDIT: Of course, two posts " a moment ago".

*Poof*. You have a girl friend. She's cranky, annoying, short tempered, and within a few days you can't stand her.

But, she's your girlfriend, so ...

I wish I had a kind girlfriend

 

[CreepaCatcha]

Poof, a wild girlfriend appears, but she's kind-to kind. You can't stand it and eventually banish her to the gutters

I wish I was a king

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but you are a watermelon

I wish I was SeaNanners

 

[Staxed]

You now know what the road does, but you find it so incredible fun, that you must always use the road...ALWAYS.

I wish I could drink bottled glowstone and be my own light.

-----totally ninja'd...like big time.../melearnstorefresh

 

[RealSketch]

Wish granted; but mobs are more attracted dot you now!

I wish I didn't need amour or wands; I wish I could just do and have it!

 

[dgdas9]

Wish granted! But now you really want armor and wands

I wish I could eat some pancakes right now

 

[RealSketch]

Wish granted! But the pancakes have been sprinkled with an excessive amount of salt...

I wish pigs had wings!

 

[dgdas9]

Granted! Unfortunately YOU can no longer have wings my friend, and you will eventually commit suicide, and nobody will show up at your funeral.

I wish I was right handed

 

[RealSketch]

Wish granted! Though you now have 2 right hands and 0 left hands!

I wish I was a "Well-Known Member"!

 

[Staxed]

Wish granted, but now the throngs of fans that crowd around you never leave you any space to breath! (lol...)

I wish I had another wish.

 

[RealSketch]

Wish granted! But you are now randomly given another wish: Oh luck it reads "Suicide"!

I wish Advanced Genetics abilities would stay with you even if you die!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but now mobs gang up on you and nom your spawn point

I wish for some cake. And NOT going into a fire this time.

 

[RealSketch]

Wish granted! But the cake has been thrown in a swimming pool before it was served to you. Enjoy your cake!

I wish memes were funnier than they already are!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but you die. And every internet server and compputer explodes.

 

[dgdas9]

Granted, but you die. And every internet server and compputer explodes.

Wish granted! (seriously, no wish?)

I wish I could fly

 

[RealSketch]

Wish granted! But the sky is now filled with flying pigs and traffic becomes a real problem!

I wish I could have an infinite amount of wishes!