A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Granted! School's over, but now you know absolutely nothing and do not have a chance of getting a job:P Congrats! (School sucks thoguh)

I wish life didn't work like "Spend 26 years getting a propper education and you'll have a very low chance of getting a job"
 
dgdas9 said:
Granted! School's over, but now you know absolutely nothing and do not have a chance of getting a job:p Congrats! (School sucks thoguh)

I wish life didn't work like "Spend 26 years getting a propper education and you'll have a very low chance of getting a job"
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Granted! Instead you spend 26 years getting an education and you have no chance of getting a job!

I wish I had more resources.
 
You finally know about what the road does, but you can't play the game or watch anything or see anything related to it
I wish i had a good wish
 
Granted, but you are given something completely different.

I wish for the people of the Console War, to realize that PC is truly the best.
 
Wish granted. However, your magic powers were powers of self-destruction, and you explode into a shower of fleshy bits.

I wish I had an army of bad news bears.
 
Granted, you perform spectacularly and impress the whole town. But then the parade turn against you.

I wish I was a "Well-Known" member now. :(
 
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This whole thread somehow reminds me of a Dexter's lab episode that I surreally dozed through one evening...

Dexter, the game master making it harder and harder for the players to go on quest, and his sister making it easier and sillier for everyone else once she becomes the game master...

Oh, and did you know that if wishes were horses, then beggars could ride?

[ducks under table to avoid the incoming hail of hard things]
 
RealSketch said:
I someone would tell me how many "wish"es there are in this thread.
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Granted! There are 87 pages in this thread with 18 wishes per page, giving you a total of 1566 wishes. Unfortunately, you are now too stupid to do math yourself. :p

I wish that I could do a backflip.
 
wish granted...but you normally don't succeed on the first try...this could end badly.

I wish my lawn would cut itself
 
Granted, but your lawn then dies from blood loss.

I wish that I had a supercomputer that doesnt break or turn against me in any way, shape, or form.
 
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