A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Albin_Xavier]

Granted, but your lawn then dies from blood loss.

I wish that I had a supercomputer that doesnt break or turn against me in any way, shape, or form.

Granted, instead it is taken by the police, because it was stolen.

I wish I had more resources.

 

[Shazam08]

Granted, but you must gather them all yourself.

I wish I could ride off into the sunset.

 

[SoraZodia]

Granted, you rode in your car and into the sunrise- except that you also ended up driving into the ocean... Now you are floating to the clouds

I wish for a corrupted/useless wish

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[pderuiter]

granted, but you may never leave here

I wish i built a RoC fusion reactor

 

[SoraZodia]

Granted but you ended up creating a black hole.

I wish for a cuddly little kitten

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Wish Granted! You got a cuddly porcupine
I wish for more fans in my computer

 

[Shazam08]

Granted! Fresh from the World Cup, they all brought vuvuzelas.

I wish that I had wings.

 

[SoraZodia]

Granted but you flew too close to the sun and fell to your doom

I wish for a rickroll

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[Shazam08]

Granted, but you're given up and let down.

I wish I had a jetski.

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Granted! One jet powered with a jetski engine[DOUBLEPOST=1401069763][/DOUBLEPOST]I wish i had a unusual hat on tf2

 

[BattleDwarf]

Granted! except that hat makes your computer crashes and causes an electric surge back to the power plant, the entire state is out of power!

I wish i could kill people unnoticed....

 

[Furfurfur2001]

Granted! You kill yourself and no one knows your dead until half life 3 comes out, which coincides with the rapture!\
I wish i could run a server

 

[ThomazM]

Granted! You kill yourself and no one knows your dead until half life 3 comes out, which coincides with the rapture!\
I wish i could run a server

Wish Granted! Your server is a success! Too much of a success, actually. Every single minecraft player joins your server, leaving every other server on Earth inoperative - causing chaos in the economy.

I wish I had all powers imaginable and be able to control them all.

 

[SoraZodia]

Wish Granted! Your server is a success! Too much of a success, actually. Every single minecraft player joins your server, leaving every other server on Earth inoperative - causing chaos in the economy.

I wish I had all powers imaginable and be able to control them all.

Granted! But all that power was too much stress for your body and you explodes into a shower of fluffy little kittens.

I wish for snow in the Pacific

 

[ThomazM]

Granted! But all that power was too much stress for your body and you explodes into a shower of fluffy little kittens.

I wish for snow in the Pacific

Granted! Unfortunately, you didn't specify the amount of snow you wanted, and from where - summarizing, the entire North Pole was teleported on top of the Pacific as a huge unmeltable cristalized meteor, ending life on Earth completely.

I wish to wish a non corruptible wish. - There's a challenge for you.

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted! Unfortunately, you didn't specify the amount of snow you wanted, and from where - summarizing, the entire North Pole was teleported on top of the Pacific as a huge unmeltable cristalized meteor, ending life on Earth completely.

I wish to wish a non corruptible wish. - There's a challenge for you.

Don't beg the question it's corrupted logic

I wish for a lexical gap to be filled and for the entirety of human civilization to fall

 

[ThomazM]

Don't beg the question it's corrupted logic

I wish for a lexical gap to be filled and for the entirety of human civilization to fall

ERROR ERROR 100110011 ERROR 1011 *explosion sounds*

 

[Strikingwolf]

ERROR ERROR 100110011 ERROR 1011 *explosion sounds*

Hehe I broke @ThomazM

 

[ThomazM]

Hehe I broke @ThomazM

*rises from flames*

Okay, okay, before I derail another topic...

I wish to have the most powerful computer on the Universe!

 

[SoraZodia]

Granted, but the computer achieved singularity and enslave-I mean united us all... (Don't hurt me master...plz)

I wish for a solar eclipse

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