A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Eunomiac]

Granted! A divine theocracy assumes absolute control, backed by the full power of a perfectly good and omnipotent god: Earth becomes Eden, where free will not only vanishes---it is immediately forgotten in favor of a heavenly innocence that is truly blissful... and the sacrifice of every ounce of potential our problems might have revealed to us is mourned by no one.

I wish that the Titanic didn't sink.

 

[goreae]

Granted. World culture changes just enough to cause Barack Obama to become an evil dictator, take over the world, and rule with an iron fist.

I wish my tail wasn't cybernetic.[DOUBLEPOST=1377323863][/DOUBLEPOST]Granted. World culture changes just enough to cause Barack Obama to become an evil dictator, take over the world, and rule with an iron fist.

I wish my tail wasn't cybernetic.

 

[superk2001]

Granted. Your tail becomes organic, is rejected by your bodies white blood cells, and falls off.

I wish that people would stop saying "Granted" or "Wish granted" in front of their corrupted wish
I wish that TV shows would be consistent.
I wish that the above wishes will not be corrupted

 

[Eunomiac]

(but... what about the Titanic?)

 

[superk2001]

(goreae took care of that)
hah! smaller font size!

 

[goreae]

Granted. Your tail becomes organic, is rejected by your bodies white blood cells, and falls off.

I wish that people would stop saying "Granted" or "Wish granted" in front of their corrupted wish
I wish that TV shows would be consistent.
I wish that the above wishes will not be corrupted

I shall make your fine wishes a reality with a touch of evil, good chap!

• Turniped. Nobody says "wish granted" or "granted." The new word for "grant" is "turnip."
• Turniped. All TV shows are consistent in the manner that they show the same shit every episode and become increasingly boring.
• Turniped. The wishes are not corrupted, just interpreted in a way that may have been unintentional.

I wish everyone would say turniped instead of granted.

 

[Droideka30]

Turniped! But the constant turniping starts to annoy you quickly.

I wish that pineapples were as fun to eat as they are to talk about.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Turniped! Pineapples become as boring to eat as they are to talk about. Remind me to avoid pineapples in the future ;3

I wish I had a tame pet Nightmare, because they're just awesome lol.

 

[Technician]

Turniped! It haunts you forever, making you have, *gasp* bad dreams! Idk what a nightmare is.

I wish everyone would say Wool at the back of their wish corruption.

 

[goreae]

Turniped. Everyone in the world simultaneously says "wool at the back of their wish corruption."

I wish more people would get monocles.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Turniped! It haunts you forever, making you have, *gasp* bad dreams! Idk what a nightmare is.

A Nightmare is sort of a hellhound in horse form. So basically a firey totally awesome horse. ;D

Also goreae, turniped! People get monocles. But a thief steals your monocle, and you become monocle-less. ;D

I wish Pokemon X and Y came out sooner.

 

[Tellerofstones]

Granted but they destroy you gaming stuff you you cant play

I dont wish for anything :3[DOUBLEPOST=1377382813][/DOUBLEPOST]Your*. it wont let me edit the post and Turniped* XD

 

[Rhsolyn]

Turniped. You get a whole pile of no wishes. Also they like to try to suffocate you, have fun with that.

I wish I had a nuke to blow Teller up with (He's my brother, we like 'blowing each other up' xD)

 

[Tellerofstones]

turniped. but then i respawn and destroy the idea for wishs


So no more wishs...Right?

 

[Rhsolyn]

No. There will always be wishes. depinruT, wish NOT granted!

I wish Teller wouldn't try to ruin the games :c

 

[Tellerofstones]

Turniped. but it only lasted one sec so i destroy the game (Again)

 

[Rhsolyn]

You didn't wish. You didn't wish? You didn't wish. Thats alright. I'll wish for you.

Teller wishes we didn't have greyhounds but rather a yellow lab that didn't poop.

I wish Teller wouldn't wish my babies away </3

 

[Tellerofstones]

turniped. but then i keel "your babies"

i wish that rhs would stop posting here for ever >.>

 

[Rhsolyn]

/ban tellerofstones. Reason: Trying to keep me from posting.
Wish granted. I stop posting, and I start annoyingly tell you constantly what I would've posted if you hadn't wished. Then when I get bored I steal your bed and replace it with a pit to the bottom of tarturus (Or whatever that pit where the monsters live in in the underworld is called lol). I hope you don't mind having supper with Kronos!

I wish Teller would magically vanish out of nowhere. ;D

 

[Droideka30]

Turniped. Poof.

I wish teller and rhs would stop this nonsense.