A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Granted, you don't need braces. But your teeth get all crooked and they eventually rot and fall out.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to forum games
 
Granted, you get addicted to every other part of the forums, and you go mad.

I wish I didn't have evil thoughts. Like running liquid nitrogen underneath the sidewalk in front of my house, so that it's always icy, even in the summer, and so people freeze if they go past.
 
Lol. Wish granted. You start doing lame things like selling lemonade and you become so boring nobody wants to talk to you anymore.
(Lol)
I wish my dog was a good dog and did what she was told and wasn't so lazy xD
 
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Granted. You can clone yourself, but at night all of your clones follow you around shouting "POOF" at the top of their lungs. Have fun with that.

I wish I had a clone.
 
Granted, you get a clone. But its evil and and brainwashes you to think YOU'RE the clone and he's the original, then he drowns you in the pool (If you have one, if you don't he chops you up and eats you in a stew)

I wish my Popsicles weren't all mango flavor :c
 
Granted. However, you become allergic to mango flavouring.

I wish I could think of better base designs in Minecraft.
 
Granted. Your hands can now move so fast that you can time at 2000 WPM. Needless to say, you develop a horrible case of arthritis and can never type again.

I wish I knew the word I was thinking of.
 
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Granted, but the word suddenly becomes filled with atheists, and you lose all power.

I wish I was a lawyer. Mainly so I could argue for longer.
 
You become a lawyer but your arguments last for 1 nanoseconds

I wish I had the ability levitate (annoying ground type moves)
 
Granted, but your wish-granter mixes it up with the real-life meaning. Your wish granter is also incredibly bad at aiming and targeting, and accidentally levitates the air around you into the sky. You soon suffocate to death from a lack of air. Soon afterwards, the air comes down, destroying your house and crushing your corpse under heaps of broken glass, rocks, and concrete.

I wish I could program and texture.
 
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Granted but you program when your suppose to texture and vice versa corrupting your hard drive.

I wish i could join the forge craft server
 
Granted, but the game was secretly a game of Mafia. The wolves get out of their costumes, and put on business suits. One of them pulls out a firearm and starts gunning you down. Everyone else turns into bus drivers, and busses rain from the heavens.

I wish for fresh air.
 
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