A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, during your 15-minute trip back, your time travel device breaks, and you're stuck in the 13th century until you die.

I wish people would just shut up if they didn't have anything worth saying.

 

[Technician]

You can never speak, nor can -

I wish Liara's last wish was undone.

 

[goreae]

Granted. The last wish that liara will ever make will never get granted.

I wish you could talk again.

 

[Technician]

I can, but I never use it. (I talk a ton irl so I couldn't say "I talk so much you die.")

I wish Gorae was a gorea

 

[goreae]

Granted. Your wish never existed.

I wish I had a PONY.

 

[Technician]

Poltics over nine year groups storm to your house, making you choose what party you want to vote for then the opposing team slays you.

I wish I would be able to make some money in Civ5

 

[goreae]

Granted. You are banned for counterfeiting money. ("make" used literally. ;P)

I wish that this wish didn't exist.

 

[Technician]

It doesn't so your wish is voided. (That's a cool paradox, I'll call it the Wishing Paradox, or the Sev Paradox or the Sevadox.)

I wish for a pet 682

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish for a pet 529.

 

[Technician]

It dies the second you get it

I wish I could actually think of a good skip

 

[Jess887cp]

Granted, but you never get to do it.

I wish the Werewolf game would advance faster.

 

[goreae]

Granted. One werewolf is lynched and the other rage quits.

I wish that my wish was visible.

 

[Jess887cp]

(Waits for wish.)

 

[goreae]

(psst... try ctrl+a)

 

[Jess887cp]

(I should have known.)

Granted, but your wish is instead too large to view without a billboard.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted, however [REDACTED] with a large spoon [DATA EXPUNGED] 682 into 914 on Very Fine [CORRUPT] a submarine!

I wish I could have boobs (oh yeah, I went there).

 

[goreae]

Granted.

I wish drake and josh would return

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but nobody watches the show.

I wish the person granting my wish died as they were granting my wish.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Wish granted! I died. Buut, I came back as a ghost and haunted you for the rest of your life...

I wish I had a robot dog.

 

[Technician]

The wish would never occur, invoking the Sevadox again. ninja'd. The robot dog is actually an assassin to kill ya.

I wish my education was better >.>