A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)
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Well, it backfires, because, instead of setting fire to Lia, it hits some fireworks. They come right at you, pierce through you, and hit an oxygen tank. Your legs are broken, Liara escapes and, as you try to crawl away, the tank explodes, and you die.
I wish 404 would stop being an arsehole.
I wish 404 would stop being an arsehole.
Such a thing is possible? 
I wish I could just go to sleep whenever I wanted.
I wish I could just go to sleep whenever I wanted.
Granted. No garuntees about waking up, though...
I wish that people would actually grant wishes instead of speculating about their possibility.
I wish that people would actually grant wishes instead of speculating about their possibility.
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Wish Granted, it is not corrupted.Such a thing is possible?
I wish I could just go to sleep whenever I wanted.
I wish for nothing.
I have a distinct urge to post "Are you fucking kidding me" every time you do something like that.
I wish I was less irritable.
I wish I was less irritable.
Granted, but I give you a kitten. You undergo serious mental trauma until you beat yourself to death, and chill your heart until it shatters from the weight of your own body crushing down, your muscles helpless as your heart has stopped beating. You're then mistaken for a deer in the 29th century, and get eaten.
I wish people didn't have preferences.
I wish people didn't have preferences.
Granted, but you don't know how to use it and accidentally hit the "Release Virtual Black Hole" button. The entire earth is sucked up, and one survivor starts a colony on another planet. You quickly become infamous among the people and, in four decades, billions of people blame you for the near-extinction of the human race.
I wish I could type faster so I didn't get ninja'd.
I wish I could type faster so I didn't get ninja'd.
Granted, but you type too fast and smash your keyboard. You can never post again.
I wish that the default text for posting was bold, blue. It's just beautiful if you look!
I wish that the default text for posting was bold, blue. It's just beautiful if you look!
Granted. But it's the same.
I wish that you made me laugh a lot more! That was funny but I want MORE!!!
I wish that you made me laugh a lot more! That was funny but I want MORE!!!
Granted. Look at this. Also, I beat you with some chocolate bars, since your wish has to be corrupted.
I wish I was a comedian.
I wish I was a comedian.
Granted. He edits that post to give you a warning and to tell you to edit your posts yourself.
I wish games were reality.
I wish games were reality.
Granted- now REALITY is a GAME.
I wish Randomguy404 would stop posting in bold, bright blue. It's my favorite color, too, but it gets really annoying.
I wish Randomguy404 would stop posting in bold, bright blue. It's my favorite color, too, but it gets really annoying.
Granted, but it is now the choice of color for every moderator.
I wish venus rhymed with something appropriate, besides genus.
I wish venus rhymed with something appropriate, besides genus.
It now rhymes with everything, making all humans rap to speak and shunning aliens forever, stopping human cutural and technological evolution in it's tracks.
I wish my grandmother's cat to lose exactly one hair.
I wish my grandmother's cat to lose exactly one hair.
Granted. Her brand new Canary of Aggravated Torture loses exactly one hair. This causes the CAT to realize that he is a freak. A canary with a hair? how is it even possible? he then snaps and performs Aggravated Torture on the nearest form of life, that being your grandmother.
I wish I had a canary.
I wish I had a canary.