A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Staxed]

Granted, but sadly the fresh air is contained inside an airtight coffin...and won't be fresh for long...6 feet under. BURIED ALIVE!!!

I wish I could read minds

 

[imabanana1337]

granted, but you can't stop reading minds and go temporarily insane every time you go to the store or do anything, due to hearing everybody's thoughts at every given moment

i wish my dog was a puppy again

 

[Staxed]

granted, but now that he isn't potty trained, you've got feces and urine all over your floor...

I wish I could go home early from work today and play FTB

 

[imabanana1337]

granted but due to your pre-emptive absence, you're fired and left jobless.

i wish it wasn't raining.

 

[Technician]

It rains at my house therefore making me wish it rains at your house creating a endless cycle of rain until Noah's Flood eventually reoccured.

I wish I could go back in time for fourty minutes

 

[Rhsolyn]

Granted, but you see things you shouldn't and become mentally unstable. ;D

I wish the thunder and lightning part of this storm would go away so I can swim in the rain :c

 

[goreae]

Granted. There is no more thunder or lightning in the storm, but to satisfy the other part of the wish, it starts raining much harder, and the rain becomes 3 feet deep so that you can swim in it.

I wish it would rain in San Diego.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted. I now know where you live, and I drown you with ten buckets of rain water in your sleep.

I wish I could make a skyblock without shoving everything into one chest.

 

[goreae]

Granted. You make a skyblock and shove everything into two chests.

I wish I had money

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted, but it's incredibly thin, and slices your hand off when you try to grab it.

I wish for something completely random to happen to a completely random person somewhere else in the world.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. Your next door neighbour explodes with the force of a small nuclear bomb.

I wish I wasn't so easily tired.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Granted. You now fall asleep randomly without warning, and you never feel tired again. Soon afterwards you get insomnia, go mad, and then kill yourself from the lack of sleep.

I wish there were more emoticons.

 

[Droideka30]

The army of new emoticons becomes conscious and kills you. >:-D (XvX)

I wish Goreae would stop hallucinating about my wishes.

 

[goreae]

Granted. Your wish now has a wife and kids, a stable 9 to 5 job, and a 2-story house somewhere in florida. Life is good for your wish.

I wish you had wished something.

 

[Droideka30]

Granted.

I wish I could have the strength of Superman.

 

[Technician]

The world is studded with Kryponite, and Lois offed herself.

I wish I knew Lois

 

[goreae]

Granted. You now know Lisa Kershner.

http://loiskershner.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Lois_Kershner_2008.38111933.jpg

I wish I knew how to resize images.

 

[superk2001]

Wish granted! But they resize too big and spill out of your computer, suffocate you, and kill the universe.

I wish that what I want will happen with no exceptions or any bad stuff

 

[Rhsolyn]

Granted. But only once, then after that death and chaos strike every time you make a wish.

I wish that I knew something better to wish for lol.

 

[superk2001]

Granted! But you get stuck in a recursive loop! The universe explodes.

I wish that all of the world's problems would be solved