The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread

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  1. jdog1408

    jdog1408 New Member

    My steam library.
     
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  2. jordsta95

    jordsta95 New Member

    Politicians
     
  3. Type1Ninja

    Type1Ninja New Member

    People telling single-phrase jokes.

    (Also people telling self-referential jokes)
     
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  4. Someone Else 37

    Someone Else 37 Forum Addict

    I've probably already posted this here, but:

    I'm
    So
    Meta
    Even
    This
    Acronym

    --Douglas Hofstadter
    -- Randall Munroe​
     
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  5. starscream3579

    starscream3579 New Member

    Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.


    (In tents)

    Edit: Why did Adele cross the street?
    To say Hello from the other side.

    I saw the bloody penguin joke, but I'm not sure about this one.

    What is black and white, and red all over?
    A nun falling down the stairs.

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    Last edited: Dec 7, 2015
  6. eeffoc

    eeffoc New Member

    Why is there so many die in D&D?

    Because they all have a role (roll).
     
  7. jdog1408

    jdog1408 New Member

    @eeffoc and his knowledge of the pluralization of the word die.

    Di is single, dice is plural.
     
  8. LivingAngryCheese

    LivingAngryCheese Over-Achiever

    No, die is singular.
     
  9. gold49

    gold49 New Member

    I bet you two make people di of laughter at parties.
     
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  10. Rubyheart

    Rubyheart New Member

    Looks like things are getting a bit dicey.
     
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  11. LivingAngryCheese

    LivingAngryCheese Over-Achiever

    You deserve to be sliced and diced for saying that.
     
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  12. eeffoc

    eeffoc New Member

    Ok, ok, I wasn't born to this language, I have only learnt about it for 4 years.
    On the topic of di(c)e:http://grammarist.com/usage/dice-die/
     
  13. gold49

    gold49 New Member

    Well your a cheese head. (Although your are at least very holey.)

    Edit:

    Referring to Cheese's comment, just to be clear (dang ninja!)
     
    Last edited: Dec 9, 2015
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  14. Lethosos

    Lethosos New Member

    Funny enough, head cheese is NOT a dairy product. :D

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  15. gold49

    gold49 New Member

    Just want to say that I searched head cheese and expected nsfw links of some kind, got not safe for lunch pictures instead (seriously, that stuff made my stomach churn)
     
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  16. Celestialphoenix

    Celestialphoenix Too Much Free Time

    Your avatar's expression reflects that sentiment quite well.
     
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  17. Celestialphoenix

    Celestialphoenix Too Much Free Time

    I was going to say something about pancake day, but the punchline was crêpe...
     
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  18. RealKC

    RealKC Popular Member

    I'd make a pun, but it wouldn't be funny
     
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  19. fingerofgod23

    fingerofgod23 New Member

    What's red and has teeth?
    An apple. I lied about the teeth.

    What's red and looks like an apple?
    A green apple in disguise.
     
  20. erindalc

    erindalc Popular Member

    Context: Using a rivet gun

    Friend: This is so riveting.
     
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