Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by jordsta95, Apr 16, 2015.
My steam library.
People telling single-phrase jokes.
(Also people telling self-referential jokes)
I've probably already posted this here, but:
-- Randall Munroe
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.
Edit: Why did Adele cross the street?
To say Hello from the other side.
I saw the bloody penguin joke, but I'm not sure about this one.
What is black and white, and red all over?
A nun falling down the stairs.
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Why is there so many die in D&D?
Because they all have a role (roll).
@eeffoc and his knowledge of the pluralization of the word die.
Di is single, dice is plural.
No, die is singular.
I bet you two make people di of laughter at parties.
Looks like things are getting a bit dicey.
You deserve to be sliced and diced for saying that.
Ok, ok, I wasn't born to this language, I have only learnt about it for 4 years.
On the topic of di(c)e:http://grammarist.com/usage/dice-die/
Well your a cheese head. (Although your are at least very holey.)
Referring to Cheese's comment, just to be clear (dang ninja!)
Funny enough, head cheese is NOT a dairy product.
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Just want to say that I searched head cheese and expected nsfw links of some kind, got not safe for lunch pictures instead (seriously, that stuff made my stomach churn)
Your avatar's expression reflects that sentiment quite well.
I was going to say something about pancake day, but the punchline was crêpe...
I'd make a pun, but it wouldn't be funny
What's red and has teeth?
An apple. I lied about the teeth.
What's red and looks like an apple?
A green apple in disguise.
Context: Using a rivet gun
Friend: This is so riveting.