The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread

[jdog1408]

My steam library.

 

[jordsta95]

Politicians

 

[Type1Ninja]

People telling single-phrase jokes.

(Also people telling self-referential jokes)

 

[Someone Else 37]

I've probably already posted this here, but:

I'm
So
Meta
Even
This
Acronym

--Douglas Hofstadter

-- Randall Munroe​

 

[DarkStarMU]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.


(In tents)

Edit: Why did Adele cross the street?
To say Hello from the other side.

I saw the bloody penguin joke, but I'm not sure about this one.

What is black and white, and red all over?
A nun falling down the stairs.

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[eeffoc]

Why is there so many die in D&D?

Because they all have a role (roll).

 

[jdog1408]

@eeffoc and his knowledge of the pluralization of the word die.

Di is single, dice is plural.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

@eeffoc and his knowledge of the pluralization of the word die.

Di is single, dice is plural.

No, die is singular.

 

[gold49]

I bet you two make people di of laughter at parties.

 

[Rubyheart]

Looks like things are getting a bit dicey.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

I bet you two make people di of laughter at parties.

You deserve to be sliced and diced for saying that.

 

[eeffoc]

@eeffoc and his knowledge of the pluralization of the word die.

Di is single, dice is plural.

Ok, ok, I wasn't born to this language, I have only learnt about it for 4 years.
On the topic of di(c)e:http://grammarist.com/usage/dice-die/

 

[gold49]

Well your a cheese head. (Although your are at least very holey.)

Edit:

Referring to Cheese's comment, just to be clear (dang ninja!)

 

[Lethosos]

Well your a cheese head. (Although your are at least very holey.)

Funny enough, head cheese is NOT a dairy product.

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[gold49]

Funny enough, head cheese is NOT a dairy product.

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Just want to say that I searched head cheese and expected nsfw links of some kind, got not safe for lunch pictures instead (seriously, that stuff made my stomach churn)

 

[Celestialphoenix]

Your avatar's expression reflects that sentiment quite well.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

I was going to say something about pancake day, but the punchline was crêpe...

 

[RealKC]

I'd make a pun, but it wouldn't be funny

 

[fingerofgod23]

What's red and has teeth?
An apple. I lied about the teeth.

What's red and looks like an apple?
A green apple in disguise.

 

[erindalc]

Context: Using a rivet gun

Friend: This is so riveting.