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The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread

erindalc said:
Oh come on those were good
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Yes, but this is a forum which the moderators are trying to keep family friendly. Dead baby jokes in the middle of a thread are the sort of thing that are likely to upset people and generate reports to the moderators. It's the kind of thing that is better kept to a private conversation, as we have done in the past.
 
Someone Else 37 said:
Uhh, wait what? Did a bunch of posts get deleted? o_O
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Not likely- When posts (and people) go missing there's normally a pile psychedelic moderator text telling us to stuff a sock in it and behave :p

All the same, spoiler tags would be nice for those who dont want to know the difference between a porche and a dead baby.
I actually have a porche in my garage you peasants :P
 
Celestialphoenix said:
Not likely- When posts (and people) go missing there's normally a pile psychedelic moderator text telling us to stuff a sock in it and behave :p

All the same, spoiler tags would be nice for those who dont want to know the difference between a porche and a dead baby.
I actually have a porche in my garage you peasants :p
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Maybe I'm getting two threads mixed up. That could be it.

Nevermind.
 
Golly I remember when dead baby jokes was a page on facebook. It finally got taken down because of, as they put it, 'foamers' or people complaining about the page (and from what I saw it was generally people who were trolling the site or really didnt have the right to complain about it i.e flinging insults that were equally bad, but mehh... I believe the page still exists but all it's content got wiped, so there's really only 2 or 3 generic jokes now). But yea kids play this game and prolly shouldnt be on here lol...
Anyways,
If you put in your 2 cents but people only ask a penny for your thoughts, where does the other penny go???
 
fingerofgod23 said:
Golly I remember when dead baby jokes was a page on facebook. It finally got taken down because of, as they put it, 'foamers' or people complaining about the page (and from what I saw it was generally people who were trolling the site or really didnt have the right to complain about it i.e flinging insults that were equally bad, but mehh... I believe the page still exists but all it's content got wiped, so there's really only 2 or 3 generic jokes now). But yea kids play this game and prolly shouldnt be on here lol...
Anyways,
If you put in your 2 cents but people only ask a penny for your thoughts, where does the other penny go???
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Exchange rates man.
 
Otherwise you're forced to drop a dime on them, dolla dolla holla, y'all.

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