Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by jordsta95, Apr 16, 2015.
What's a good pun? One that's punny!
Some punns get dated. Others get married.
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"None can own the land's bounty. The gods made this world for all to share its riches. And I'm not just saying that because you caught me stealing your fruit. -- the flavor text of an mtg card I forgot its name of
That's pretty funny
Reminds me of Unglued.
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"I would have made a ‘Spin-The-Bottle' joke if I thought anyone reading this had ever played the game."
—Bucky, flavor text writer
flavor text of the fun card Pointy Finger of Doom
One of the satyr cards I think, I had like 6 of them.
*looks through old cards*
Yep Voyaging Satyr
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
and the C&H version
Feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Feed a fish a man and feed your fish for like 6 months.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.
Take his fish at gunpoint and tell him he's lucky to be alive, and he'll catch another fish for you to take tomorrow.
Ten seconds of Gatherer flavor-text searching later, aaaand... Voyaging Satyr. I thought it sounded Therosian.
You're late, mate.
Now I have a reason to ban you
Just to be clear, "truly terrible" as in stupid puns or racist and immoral jokes?
Uhh, wait what? Did a bunch of posts get deleted?
Are dead baby jokes acceptable here?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he'll never come.
Dead baby jokes?
I think erin is trying to get recruited...
A biologist and a physicist went on a date. It was alright, but the chemistry just wasn't there.
What's brown and sticky?
J we already have that kind of stuff elsewhere. No need to horrify people who won't get the joke.
Oh come on those were good