The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread
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Some punns get dated. Others get married.
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"None can own the land's bounty. The gods made this world for all to share its riches. And I'm not just saying that because you caught me stealing your fruit. -- the flavor text of an mtg card I forgot its name of
"I would have made a ‘Spin-The-Bottle' joke if I thought anyone reading this had ever played the game."
—Bucky, flavor text writer
flavor text of the fun card Pointy Finger of Doom
—Bucky, flavor text writer
flavor text of the fun card Pointy Finger of Doom
One of the satyr cards I think, I had like 6 of them.
*looks through old cards*
Yep Voyaging Satyr
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
and the C&H version
Feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Feed a fish a man and feed your fish for like 6 months.
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.
Take his fish at gunpoint and tell him he's lucky to be alive, and he'll catch another fish for you to take tomorrow.
Ten seconds of Gatherer flavor-text searching later, aaaand... Voyaging Satyr. I thought it sounded Therosian.
Are dead baby jokes acceptable here?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he'll never come.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he'll never come.
I think erin is trying to get recruited...
A biologist and a physicist went on a date. It was alright, but the chemistry just wasn't there.
A biologist and a physicist went on a date. It was alright, but the chemistry just wasn't there.