The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread

fingerofgod23

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"None can own the land's bounty. The gods made this world for all to share its riches. And I'm not just saying that because you caught me stealing your fruit. -- the flavor text of an mtg card I forgot its name of
One of the satyr cards I think, I had like 6 of them.
*looks through old cards*
Yep Voyaging Satyr

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
and the C&H version
Feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Feed a fish a man and feed your fish for like 6 months.
 

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"None can own the land's bounty. The gods made this world for all to share its riches. And I'm not just saying that because you caught me stealing your fruit. -- the flavor text of an mtg card I forgot its name of
Ten seconds of Gatherer flavor-text searching later, aaaand... Voyaging Satyr. I thought it sounded Therosian.
 
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RJS

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J we already have that kind of stuff elsewhere. No need to horrify people who won't get the joke.