The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by jordsta95, Apr 16, 2015.

  1. RealKC

    RealKC Popular Member

    What's a good pun? One that's punny!
     
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  2. fowltief

    fowltief New Member

    Some punns get dated. Others get married.

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  3. lenscas

    lenscas Over-Achiever

    "None can own the land's bounty. The gods made this world for all to share its riches. And I'm not just saying that because you caught me stealing your fruit. -- the flavor text of an mtg card I forgot its name of
     
  4. RealKC

    RealKC Popular Member

    That's pretty funny
     
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  5. Lethosos

    Lethosos New Member

    Reminds me of Unglued.

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  6. lenscas

    lenscas Over-Achiever

    "I would have made a ‘Spin-The-Bottle' joke if I thought anyone reading this had ever played the game."
    —Bucky, flavor text writer

    flavor text of the fun card Pointy Finger of Doom
     
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  7. fingerofgod23

    fingerofgod23 New Member

    One of the satyr cards I think, I had like 6 of them.
    *looks through old cards*
    Yep Voyaging Satyr

    Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
    and the C&H version
    Feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Feed a fish a man and feed your fish for like 6 months.
     
  8. RealKC

    RealKC Popular Member

  9. Celestialphoenix

    Celestialphoenix Too Much Free Time

    Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.
    Take his fish at gunpoint and tell him he's lucky to be alive, and he'll catch another fish for you to take tomorrow.
     
  10. Someone Else 37

    Someone Else 37 Forum Addict

    Ten seconds of Gatherer flavor-text searching later, aaaand... Voyaging Satyr. I thought it sounded Therosian.
     
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  11. fingerofgod23

    fingerofgod23 New Member

    You're late, mate.
    Now I have a reason to ban you :p
     
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  12. erindalc

    erindalc Popular Member

    Just to be clear, "truly terrible" as in stupid puns or racist and immoral jokes?
     
  13. Someone Else 37

    Someone Else 37 Forum Addict

    Uhh, wait what? Did a bunch of posts get deleted? o_O
     
  14. the_j485

    the_j485 King of the Wicked

    Are dead baby jokes acceptable here?

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Doesn't matter, he'll never come.
     
  15. erindalc

    erindalc Popular Member

    Dead baby jokes?

    [REDACTED]
     
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  16. RJS

    RJS New Member

    I think erin is trying to get recruited...

    A biologist and a physicist went on a date. It was alright, but the chemistry just wasn't there.
     
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  17. the_j485

    the_j485 King of the Wicked

    What's brown and sticky?







    A stick.
     
  18. RJS

    RJS New Member

    J we already have that kind of stuff elsewhere. No need to horrify people who won't get the joke.
     
  19. the_j485

    the_j485 King of the Wicked

    Fine, edited.
     
  20. erindalc

    erindalc Popular Member

    Oh come on those were good
     

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