The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread

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  1. eeffoc

    eeffoc New Member

    I might have :p
     
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  2. dragon_fang101

    dragon_fang101 New Member

    What did the branch say to the twig?

    Why don't you stick around?
     
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  3. jdog1408

    jdog1408 New Member

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick
     
  4. Lethosos

    Lethosos New Member

    What's worse than a bad joke?

    A bad joke told again.

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  5. Someone Else 37

    Someone Else 37 Forum Addict

    An opinion without 3.14 is an onion.
     
  6. jdog1408

    jdog1408 New Member

    WWII jokes are bad because you can Nazi them coming Anne Frankly they aren't funny.

    Yup. I'm going to hell.
     
  7. gold49

    gold49 New Member

    @jdog1408 is going to Hate being Eaten by double hockey sticks
     
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  8. Lethosos

    Lethosos New Member

    I found this pair recently.

    Why did Sara fall off the swing?
    She had no arms.

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Not Sara.

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  9. gold49

    gold49 New Member

    Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Sara with a headache.
     
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  10. fowltief

    fowltief New Member

    it's hard to trust humans. even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs
     
  11. Celestialphoenix

    Celestialphoenix Too Much Free Time

    Don't worry, the mods with never figure it out ;)
     
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  12. eeffoc

    eeffoc New Member

    Anyone got some good (read: terrible) jokes?
     
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  13. fowltief

    fowltief New Member

    Tear-able puns you say? Here you can print some more.
    [​IMG]

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  14. LivingAngryCheese

    LivingAngryCheese Over-Achiever

    I hate posters, they're always so stuck up.

    I don't trust atoms, they always make everything up.

    I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.

    I read a book about anti-gravity, it was impossible to put down.

    I read a book about electricity, it was shocking.

    The news said there had been a forest fire, I was burning to hear more.
     
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  15. LivingAngryCheese

    LivingAngryCheese Over-Achiever

    0_o I've been there.
     
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  16. LivingAngryCheese

    LivingAngryCheese Over-Achiever

    I mean, not to eat
    I've walked past it.
     
  17. LivingAngryCheese

    LivingAngryCheese Over-Achiever

    And it's:
    Halal is it meat you're looking for

     
  18. Lethosos

    Lethosos New Member

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  19. jdog1408

    jdog1408 New Member

    Windows Phones are great.
     
  20. Celestialphoenix

    Celestialphoenix Too Much Free Time

    Apple products.
     
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