The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread

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fowltief

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Anyone got some good (read: terrible) jokes?
Tear-able puns you say? Here you can print some more.
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LivingAngryCheese

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I hate posters, they're always so stuck up.

I don't trust atoms, they always make everything up.

I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.

I read a book about anti-gravity, it was impossible to put down.

I read a book about electricity, it was shocking.

The news said there had been a forest fire, I was burning to hear more.
 
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