"Huh." I say.
This is confusing. Surely the workers would keep a tight security on each and every cell. How did these guys get out? How... How did I get out? I just opened the door and walked out as if I was allowed. Well, if I'm going to get along with these guys, I'd best tell them a bit about myself.
"Okay guys," I announce, "for those of you that still may not know, my name is Felix Dessin. That, of course, is not my real name, it is my chosen name. For those of you who practise in magical arts, I suggest you get one of those too, for reasons that will not be explained at this particular time. But I'm getting off-track. I am a necromancer. This means that I can do this," and I summon a shadow. Jaws drop, except for Aaron, "this," I curl my hand at the ground as a small patch crumbles, and a skull rises up, "and for some reason, this," and the shadows wrap around me and I turn into a large black Maine Coon cat. "Stroke me and you're dead. Or, more likely, very badly scratched." Thanatos takes away his before-outstretched hand. I let the shadows go, and get up. "I could teach you, but it would be - "
KABOOOOOOM! The wall shatters.
" - very painful at first." I finish nonchalantly. "I am fifteen years old, I lived in Charmouth, Dorset, I am currently in a relationship with Deomi Jonson here," Deomi blushes, "and, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like my blazer back."
Deomi hands my my blazer, and I put it on. "Thanks, sweetheart," I say and give her a little kiss on the forehead.
"So, shall we take a look at what's making these fuck-ugly holes in the walls?"