I didn't say you do, I have only seen you post like an eagle and type alot rather then a lot. Gods, man, do I have to link the post for you to get this joke?I don't use two fingers. Please stop this.
Eagles are also always in a hurry, apparently, so while this could work, they likely know this already yet don't bother. And this wouldn't work for punctuation that requires use of the shift key.Said eagle could always hop on caps a new key and back on caps in order to make a capital letters.