King of the Hill

[SolomonAiel]

Rings bell to explain why I nuked the last hill. It was in the hopes someone would create an open place for everyone.

 

[goreae]

I don't ring the bell. I just appear on the couch.

 

[VaporStrike]

I hitched a ride on goreae's magical appearing.

 

[Electro44]

I stare at you, my murderous urges arising but manage to hold it in and brew up a pot of tea and cookies

 

[goreae]

I award electro a Medallion of Righteous Self-Control. VaporStrike lashes out due to jealousy, and is kicked out due to that and the fact that he entered the establishment without invitation.

Oh, and I make Dgdas9 into an anthropomorphic dog of the breed of his choosing.

 

[the_j485]

I control Dgdas' choice, he is now a Tibetan Mastiff, so he can be a badass guard dog.

 

[ApSciLiara]

I come in, bearing boobs

 

[the_j485]

I come in, bearing boobs

The boobs are highly welcome. Come in!

 

[GPuzzle]

*drops from the airvent*
BOOBS!

 

[Electro44]

Offers everyone a cup of tea

Also, how did a King of the Hill game basically become the Mad Hatters tea party

 

[dgdas9]

I control Dgdas' choice, he is now a Tibetan Mastiff, so he can be a badass guard dog.

"WOOFWOOF!"

 

[the_j485]

"WOOFWOOF!"

What's that boy? My dog-speak is a little rusty, but that's not a very nice way to speak about Vapor's mother!

 

[dgdas9]

What's that boy? My dog-speak is a little rusty, but that's not a very nice way to speak about Vapor's mother!

lol
"Gimme Bacon!"

 

[the_j485]

lol
"Gimme Bacon!"

Sorry, boy, we have no bacon. We have broccolli though!

 

[Electro44]

I go cut down a bacon tree from somewhere in the woods and put brocolli on it and give it to dgdas, petting him as I do so

 

[dgdas9]

Sorry, boy, we have no bacon. We have broccolli though!

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOF! WOOF WOOF!

(FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! GIMME BACON!)

 

[VaporStrike]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOF! WOOF WOOF!

Oh jeez. I know j485 is a jerk, but you don't have to be that mean.

Anyways, lets play a game. One of the pieces of Broccoli is spiked. Have fun.

 

[goreae]

Oh jeez. I know j485 is a jerk, but you don't have to be that mean.

Anyways, lets play a game. One of the pieces of Broccoli is spiked. Have fun.

I eat all of the broccoli because I actually like the stuff.

 

[GPuzzle]

Cauliflower is better than broccoli IMO, but I like the two anyway.

 

[goreae]

This is getting boring. I use the last of the charge on my psycho-amplification headband to collectively poke everyone in a tender spot. I then plug in the headband to charge.