King of the Hill

[Someone Else 37]

I place a boulder at the summit of the hill, then sit on it.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I use my knowledge of sayings,expressions and phrases found in mtg flavor text to get you off the boulder and away from the hill.

My hill!
And taking it is like outracing a griffin thus you might as well argue with ice.
However if you would like to try it I have one question, would you strip the bark of a treefolk?

 

[RealKC]

Um.. No?

I then use alchemy to transmute you, as I cannot destroy you because Equivalent Exchange, in diamonds.

My hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I ban you for chronic powerplaying.

My hill.