King of the Hill

[lenscas]

I saw some people playing yu-gi-oh (or however it is that you need to write it)

my hill

 

[RealKC]

I use my Electromastee level 5 abilityes to reck your face

Mah hikk

 

[erindalc]

I use the power of rednecks

My hill

 

[RealKC]

I put on draconic armour... and... I FLIP MY COIN AND IT CREATES A FLIPPIN LASER BEAM THAT RECK YOU!

MAH HILL!

 

[erindalc]

I use a jacked up rapier and kill you and your armor

My hill

 

[RealKC]

I respawn, get the stuff I need and flip another coin, thks time you die!

Mah hill

 

[erindalc]

I use a gravity gun to throw you into the void and lock you down there with bedrock.

 

[RealKC]

Unless you'll ninja me, I'm still the owner of the hill.

I drop my armor, die, respawn, get my armor back, kill you again of you'll ninja me.


My hill

 

[erindalc]

/kill

My hill

 

[RealKC]

Don't come with cheats! It-s not fair. I call a mod to teach you a lesson.

My hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I craft Forbidden Magic's shiny new Sword of the Dragonslayer and stab you with it.

My hill.

 

[Arcanuo]

I summon a ghost from witchery and set it on you. You are slain violently by said Ghost.

My hill.

 

[Someone Else 37]

I return as a murderous ghost and begin haunting the hill.

My hill.

 

[Arcanuo]

I perform a ritual of banishment, than I attempt to bind spectral fetishes and create a banshee to protect the hill.

My hill.

 

[Someone Else 37]

I lure the banshee away with an illusion.

My hill.

 

[RealKC]

I lure you away with an illusion. I get the KAMI armor and I flip my coin at you.


My hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I dig out a tunnel underneath the hill, and carve out a throne room in the exact center.

My hill.

 

[RealKC]

I flip my coin at you again and you die

My hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I inquire about the nature of this coin you're flipping, and how it works when there's about two thirds of a hill-height worth of dirt and stone above me and below you.

Still your hill (for now, barring retcon).

 

[lenscas]

I put @sgbros1 on the hill. The current owner goes crazy from all the yips and runs away. After that I order a few hunters to hunt @sgbros1 and claim the hill

my hill