King of the Hill

[Someone Else 37]

I order a tamed Giant Kea to pick you up and deposit you somewhere else.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I get my rimworld colonists to kill you I mean, right now it looks like they can't die anyway

My hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I get my dwarves to flood the hill with lava, then flood the lava with water.

My shiny obsidian hill.

 

[lenscas]

I install brave on your computer then take over the hill while you try it out

my hill

 

[RealKC]

I use my coin(added by Academy craft, check it) to shoot a laser beam at you

My hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I block the beam with a polished steel shield that I just happened to have on me, reflecting it right back at you.

My hill.

 

[DJ.]

I splice your internet cable with the tunnel I've been digging for the past however long, and while you try to troubleshoot I take the hill, and fire a bullet straight up into the air in victory.

My mobile data only hill.

 

[Someone Else 37]

I chop down the nearest cell tower. While you try to figure out what what happened to your internet, I take the hill.

My hill, where I'm currently reading a book.

 

[DJ.]

After a restart, my phone connects to a different tower. As I near the hill, I notice you on top, reading a book all smugly. Suddenly, it starts to rain. As you run for cover with your game theory book, I take the hill.

My british hill.

 

[RealKC]

I buy Mojang, now I own Minecraft and that hill

My hill

 

[DJ.]

I buy Microsoft, therein owning Mojang and Minecraft and the hill.

My hill.

 

[RealKC]

I buy you

My hill

 

[erindalc]

I set the world on fire. My hill

 

[DJ.]

I extuingish the hill.

My hill.

 

[Someone Else 37]

I plant some blasting gelatin under the hill, and set it off from a safe distance.

My crater.

 

[DJ.]

I place a large mound of dirt into your crater.

My land.

 

[Someone Else 37]

I flood the crater.

My lake.

 

[erindalc]

I hit the reset button

My hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I shovel all the dirt off your hill, and pile it up into another hill.

My hill.

 

[erindalc]

Detonate my TNT that was laced with the dirt, then shovel it all back.

My hill