King of the Hill

[erindalc]

So it still be my hill

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[RealKC]

I was able to stop myself from getting thrown in the sun and I throw you in the sun. I go and try to find Destiny and I take the hill with me. I find Destiny and I put the hill in it.

MY HILL/ANCIENT SPACESHIP

 

[Strikingwolf]

I find a paradox inherent in the universe, the universal laws collapse allowing me to create the new postulates to govern the universe. I choose

• I have and will always control the hill
• I have wish powers now wheee

 

[erindalc]

Well that's I'm a alternate universe. In this universe I build fortifications and hire the entire us military

My hill.

 

[Strikingwolf]

I wish that the two universes merge, with my universal laws overpowering the others

My hill

 

[erindalc]

Doesn't work that way....your argument is invalid.

Alternatively, I make my own universe and have wish powers and ban further universal manipulatation, and reclaim the hill with my army of drones.

My hill either way

 

[Someone Else 37]

Argh, you ninjas. Both of you.

I use your own argument from a few hours ago against you, and retort with "In your universe, maybe."

While you guys are out traipsing around in alternate universes, I come across a hill in this one.

My hill.

 

[erindalc]

But....fine

I march on the hill with an army of one hundred thousand orcs

My hill

 

[Strikingwolf]

I make a singularity AI with the value to get a living me to the top of the hill.

My hill

 

[erindalc]

I terminate your AI and use my Jackie Chan army to kick you off the hill

My hill

 

[RealKC]

I hire Van Damme to destroy you.


My hill

 

[Strikingwolf]

I raise a Chuck Norris army and destroy you

My hill

 

[RealKC]

I hire a Bruce Lee and Schwartzeneger army to destroy your Chuck Noris Army


DAT BE MAH HILOHILL

 

[Someone Else 37]

I hire a bunch of dwarves to build a curious ring-shaped tower surrounding the hill. When the time comes, I climb to the top edge of the ring and place the final support, sending the hill and everything above and below it crashing deep into the ground, into the magma sea where it is annihilated on contact with the semi-molten rock.

My gaping hole in the ground.

 

[RealKC]

I create a thing that proves that every rule lf physics, thermodynamics, <insert other stuff here> is wrong, I touch you and you desintegrate, then I create a thing that put me in Godmode.

MY HIKL

 

[Someone Else 37]

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

My hill.

 

[Strikingwolf]

I wirelessly switch our minds (digital upload/download baby), leaving you outside of an airlock in space and myself...

on my hill.

 

[Someone Else 37]

I take whatever random junk you had on you when you transported my consciousness here and chuck it out into space, propelling myself toward the ship. When I get there, I open the airlock, get inside where there's air, explore for a bit, find whatever system you used to get me here, hack into it, and rig it to swap my mind with yours once again and to self-destruct shortly thereafter.

Next thing I know, I'm standing on the ground, back in my own body, on the hill.

 

[RealKC]

I shoot at you with my awesome crossbow

My hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I respawn and come back with a couple of Thaumcraft foci, including one that deflects projectiles.

My slightly scorched hill.