King of the Hill

[erindalc]

I buy a covenant cruiser and glass the hill and the surrounding 100 miles of ground. I then use terraformers to fix the hill. Now I convert the ship into an impenetrable fortress with orbital and ground defense

Oh, and that's my hill.

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[RealKC]

Maxson didn't like that, he got a minigun that shots lasers from fusion cores. He wrecked your face.I create a new country int he glassed area and name it Brotherhood of the Enclave. I sell the rest of US to Mother Russia. Our salute is "Heil RealKC", yes, we are nazis.

DAT BE MAH NAZI HILL

 

[erindalc]

My orbital defenses wreck your nazi nation, and I retake it with 4000 brutes and 50 million grunts.

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[RealKC]

I call your mom, she makes you put everything back.

DAT BE MAH HILL THANKS TO YOUR MOM

 

[Someone Else 37]

I edit the raws and set the boiling point of dirt to something well below room temperature, and also give its gas phase a contact syndrome that turns anything it touches into a fluffy wambler for about a month.

All the dirt covering the hill vaporizes; you and all your peeps turn into these guys; I wait for the vapor to clear and plant a flag on the bare rock.

 

[RealKC]

I had a nuke under the hill which would blow up if a code wasn't introduced every 5 minutes. BYE!!! The Mad Scientist that transformed me into an android changes everything how it was before and me and my boys create an alliance with North Coreea(That's how you write that?) and get a lot of military reinforcements. We nuke the rest of the world to create an wasteland(check FO4 for an example).

MY PRISTINE HILL IN A WASTELAND

 

[Someone Else 37]

I point out that it's spelled "Korea". Also, as far as anyone knows, they don't have nearly enough nukes to destroy the world on their own.

My hill.

 

[RealKC]

I punch you in the face, make a ton of nukes and destroy the world.

MY PRISITINE HILL IN A WASTELAND

 

[erindalc]

I land 30,000 first order stormtroopers and take the hill

My first order hill

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[RealKC]

I create an alliance with the bad guys in Star Wars: The Force Awakens™ and that means the Stormtroopers are now in my control. I also get a light chainsaw.

My Star Wars and Star Trek hill

 

[erindalc]

I decline your alliance and blow up with the super weapon. My hill.

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[RealKC]

I create the Death Star Ultimate Edition and blow up the Earth except the hill. You also blew up yourself.


DAT BE MAH HILL

 

[erindalc]

I pay Rey to kick you off my hill

DAT BE MY HILL

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[RealKC]

I'm wearing Draconic Amor, and I'm an android that means I can fly, I kick you off my hill.

DAT BE MAH HILL

 

[Someone Else 37]

I douse you in a mixture of nitric acid, hydrochloric acid, and and hydrofluoric acid.

My hill with a puddle of highly corrosive gunk.

 

[RealKC]

I'm wearing Draconic Armor, that doesn't affect me at all.

I punch you

Dat be mah hill

 

[NoobPlaysMC]

I am Hellboy, therefore I grab you by the collar of your chest piece and throw you to the nearest sun. 'Tis mah heeil naow

 

[Someone Else 37]

I try the aqua regia cocktail again.

My hill.

 

[erindalc]

I turn into the boss at the end of BioShock. My hill

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[NoobPlaysMC]

I light up a cigar and sit back back to watch the rest of this play out