King of the Hill

[Someone Else 37]

I set the water on fire, because science.

My hill.

 

[eeffoc]

Shh, everyone has left. Don't tell them it's my hill now.

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[Someone Else 37]

*sneaks up behind eeffoc*

Boo! My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I convince the same guys that destroyed the world from thea that you want to destroy the world

MY HILL!

 

[Someone Else 37]

I have no idea what you're talking about, bore you to death with a narrative based on the implications of an infinite spawner existing and being allowed to run, and claim the hill for my own.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

sadly enough, as infinite things are fun I didn't get bored.

My hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

Since that didn't work, I launch into a very detailed and even duller narrative about the evolution of a typical star with a mass something over 25 times that of our Sun. (those are the ones that eventually turn into black holes, by the way).

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I let you play Thea: The awakening and take the hill while you are distracted

My hill, but I think the price was too high >_<

 

[Someone Else 37]

I summon a massive star so we can watch it evolve in real time.

You, me, the hill, and everything within a few hundred kilometers (at least) is blasted away by the intense visible and ultraviolet light.

Nobody's hill.

 

[lenscas]

Well...as nobody is the all mighty lord of all, I don't think anyone can get the hill now

 

[Someone Else 37]

In that case, I'll just let the star burn itself out, explode, and leave behind a hot neutron star, which will later cool down and collapse into a black hole. I let the black hole wander off and do whatever it's going to do, then claim what's left of the hill.

My charred wasteland (or, more likely, patch of empty space).

 

[lenscas]

Except that as nobody is the lord of all, its still nobodies hill.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Well, as you lowercased "nobody," that means that no one owns the hill, so it's free for me to claim. I think.

My hill.

 

[sgbros1]

*quietly sits on my mountain and laugh at all of you fight over a dinky hill*

 

[lenscas]

you do know that that mountain is infected with Crawlers right?
my hill
the Crawlers mountain

 

[sgbros1]

*looks at the total lack of crawlers*
no, it isn't
my mountain.

 

[lenscas]

of course you don't see them, they live underground.
*watches as they suddenly rise from the ground, pull you down and devour you*
my hill and the mountain still belong to the crawlers

 

[sgbros1]

*kills all of them*

my mountain.

edit and don't you dare play with infinity again.

 

[lenscas]

and....how would you do that? considering you are devoured?

 

[sgbros1]

*an unkillable and uneatable fox kills all of them*