King of the Hill

[lenscas]

I make sure the court is corrupt in my favor so that I end up with the hill

my hill

 

[darthwesix]

eat the hill

my hill

 

[ljfa]

When you ate the entire hill you must be so slow and inert that I can easily stab you.
Now I am kingprincess of the hill

 

[darthwesix]

I eat a mushroom and grew big and squished you

my hill

 

[Jess887cp]

I had a green mushroom!

My hill.

 

[Someone Else 37]

I use schmantzy lithomancy powers to open a ravine in the hill under your feet, then close it back up shortly thereafter.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I send the eldrazi to the hill then cover it in hedrons to get them away

my hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I summon the power of Ob Nixilis to mess up your hedron array.

His hill.

 

[lenscas]

I put Ob Nixilis on Lianas "demons to kill" list

her hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I direct Liliana to whichever plane currently houses Belzenlok, to which she promptly goes in search for him.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I send an army of annoy-o trons to take over the hill

my hill, but I quickly give it to the annoy-o trons as they are way too annoying

 

[Someone Else 37]

I cast a Planar Outburst with Awaken. And then the hill gets up and walks away.

Its own hill.

 

[dragon_fang101]

I walk upon the hill.

 

[Someone Else 37]

The animated hill shakes you off.

Still its own hill.

 

[dragon_fang101]

A flea crawls onto the hill

fleas hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I Awaken another Planar Outburst targeting the hill. Now it's even bigger! Ha!

Definitely it's own hill.

 

[dragon_fang101]

Attempts to throw a bomb at hill. too heavy. dies. leaves thread.

 

[Someone Else 37]

I cast a mind-controlling spell that I can't look up right now because the Gatherer website just died on the hill.

My hill.

 

[eeffoc]

Everyone else left.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I pour water over the hill

my hill