King of the Hill

[playerismc]

I teleport you and the hill to build limit and transmute it to sand. Then I'll wait for to land at the bottom
My Hill.

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

Changed from that, i use the backburner now. Lots have changed since last time we played Cheez

Burn you from behind.
My hill.

I use nooby backburner on you like tord does.

My hill.

 

[sgbros1]

You idiots didn't realize you were standing right on top of the falling hill.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I make you watch the windreaper and backstap you while you are distracted

my hill

 

[sgbros1]

I got bored and heard you come up and backstabbed your backstab.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I use Harm's Way

my hill

 

[sgbros1]

I use Deflect. (I'm on mobile so screw you you get long urls)
magiccards.info/query?q=deflect&v=card&s=cname

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I use Rewind

my hill

 

[sgbros1]

I flip the table with all your magical cards on it.

My hill

 

[lenscas]

I made sure the table was glued to the floor

my hill

 

[sgbros1]

I smash the bloody table.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

the table is made of darksteel, you just broke whatever it is that you smashed it with

still my hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

I hit the table with a Banishing Light.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

*cough*counterspell*cough*

My hill


wait, what does protecting/destroying a table have to do with getting ownership of a hill??

 

[sgbros1]

None of you have any mtg cards and no spells.

Oh and the thing I broke the table with is made of bedrockium.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

*looks at his collection of MTG cards*
you lied

My hill

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

*looks at his collection of MTG cards*
you lied

My hill

What?

 

[lenscas]

None of you have any mtg cards and no spells.

that is a lie, thus the rest of the post is also a lie, thus it is still my hill. Basic logic at works here

 

[Someone Else 37]

I write a script to analyze something- Pokemon types, say- in fifteen different ways, then use the resulting flood of information to stun and confuse all of you.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I use data-block,
your attack has no effect,
I use hyper beam,
its super effective

my hill