King of the Hill

[Electro44]

I smash a teapot against the wall, spilling hot tea everywhere, then calm down and incinerate it all with my part incinerator body

Note to self: make a part incinerator minecraft skin

 

[GPuzzle]

I HAS THE POWAH!.. OF GLUE!

 

[the_j485]

I take some of Gpuzzle's glue and use it to stick Dgdas to the wall, he's getting too needy. However, I'm not so cruel to also glue the bacon just out of reach. Oh wait, yes I am...

 

[dgdas9]

I take some of Gpuzzle's glue and use it to stick Dgdas to the wall, he's getting too needy. However, I'm not so cruel to also glue the bacon just out of reach. Oh wait, yes I am...

I install morph and morph back into my normal form. I get out of the hill. I get my sniper out and well...bye j...

 

[Electro44]

THE WAR HATH STARTED AGAIN!

I sneak up behind your sniper and breath fire on his face, I then throw a flaming teapot at dgdas and your head implodes. I then sit down and drink a pot of tea mixed with blood

 

[goreae]

While dgdas was strung up, I fed him stuff that's poisonous to humans but alright for dogs. He would have been dead in about an hour had you not killed him. And you just drank his blood, filled with this particular poison.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

You and your petty wars
Im riding on an army if Zepplin Of Mighty Gargantuans(ZOMG) and Dark Dirigible Titans (DDT) we are the impoppable!
And if hat is not enough, I am sending a sun god at you
All your hill are belong to us
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*transmission ends*

 

[Electro44]

Ohhhh shhhhhhenanigans *dies*

 

[GPuzzle]

nope.avi
*tower full with Burst Lasers Mk2 from FTL comes out of the roof and starts shooting everywhere*

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

No worries!
I have erected a Temple Of The Monkey God
Prepare to die!

 

[Electro44]

My ghost hears the sound of slowking trying to take over the hill and resurrects itself, fully healed and no longer part incinerator, and still totally awesome and carrying an Invar Battlewrench (Best weapon ever from TE3). I then smash the the wrench through slowking's cloyster and through his body. Then use the wrench to rig the lasers into a forcefield around the hill. My Hill. Anyone who wants to join me can try to send a super duper psychic message. Or bend the lasers I've somehow already bent (Which doesn't make sense since you cant bend light).

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

My ghost hears the sound of slowking trying to take over the hill and resurrects itself, fully healed and no longer part incinerator, and still totally awesome and carrying an Invar Battlewrench (Best weapon ever from TE3). I then smash the the wrench through slowking's cloyster and through his body. Then use the wrench to rig the lasers into a forcefield around the hill. My Hill. Anyone who wants to join me can try to send a super duper psychic message. Or bend the lasers I've somehow already bent (Which doesn't make sense since you cant bend light).

Wait, I wasn't even at the hill yet
Anyways my temple and sun god should make short work of you

 

[Electro44]

I didn't say you were at the hill. Also my awesomeness deflects the sun gods powers

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Really?
My sun gods have sun beams, MOAB Maulers, sun tentacles, plasma vision, throw darts,rangas from the body, and pineapples flying away
I just sent a few MOABS at the hill

 

[goreae]

I appear on the couch again. 'Sup.[DOUBLEPOST=1385072115][/DOUBLEPOST]

Really?
My sun gods have sun beams, MOAB Maulers, sun tentacles, plasma vision, throw darts,rangas from the body, and pineapples flying away
I just sent a few MOABS at the hill

The Sun God gets a bit overzealous and destroys the MOABs.[DOUBLEPOST=1385072279][/DOUBLEPOST]

My ghost hears the sound of slowking trying to take over the hill and resurrects itself, fully healed and no longer part incinerator, and still totally awesome and carrying an Invar Battlewrench (Best weapon ever from TE3). I then smash the the wrench through slowking's cloyster and through his body. Then use the wrench to rig the lasers into a forcefield around the hill. My Hill. Anyone who wants to join me can try to send a super duper psychic message. Or bend the lasers I've somehow already bent (Which doesn't make sense since you cant bend light).

I don't quite see how you can do that with burst lasers. They aren't even proper lasers. They just fire bullets of concentrated light.

 

[GPuzzle]

I seem to forget my parachute quite often...
*crashes through the roof and lands in the couch*

Sup, goreae, how are you doing?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Impossible. I used a combination of Bloontonium, gold, diamond, glass, clay, and rubber to ensure they can not be destroyed by normal means

 

[goreae]

Impossible. I used a combination of Bloontonium, gold, diamond, glass, clay, and rubber to ensure they can not be destroyed by normal means

Using a Sun God to pop balloons isn't exactly normal.

 

[Electro44]

I've never played FTL so excuse me for not knowing what the lasers were . I really don't understand how slowking recovered from being sliced in half... But anyway I get something that does things. Things have now been done and all of slowking's things implode along with his cloyster, reducing him to a slowpoke. He then shambles away as a forcefield of things make a barrier around the base. Anyone want a difficult-to-obtainium golf club?

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

I've never played FTL so excuse me for not knowing what the lasers were . I really don't understand how slowking recovered from being sliced in half... But anyway I get something that does things. Things have now been done and all of slowking's things implode along with his cloyster, reducing him to a slowpoke. He then shambles away as a forcefield of things make a barrier around the base. Anyone want a difficult-to-obtainium golf club?

I was never sliced o_o
Also, I am on the other side of the planet.
What causes implosion?