King of the Hill

[GPuzzle]

Well, I'm just glad you didn't fall from the sky like I did, J.

 

[goreae]

It's hard to aim teleports and keep a force field online at the same time. I just chose a general area and then the band dumped you wherever it could. Sorry about that.

And no likes for stable time loop awesome stuff?

 

[Electro44]

I climb out of the core of your earth, see the notepad text and fall back in

EDIT: Ok, I accidentally said the core of your earth, but I like it and i'm keeping it

 

[Tellerofstones]

I'm just going to sit in a corner and watch this all go down.

But Before I do that...

I shoot fire works so everyone is smiling in stuff and i sneak weapons into all of there hands then shoot my laser gun, starting, well who knows?

 

[goreae]

Everyone thinks the laser gun blast is part of the fireworks show, so it is ignored.

 

[VaporStrike]

Except by me. I steal the laser gun, repaying you whatever it cost to build because I am nice, and use it to shoot electro through the entire earth.

 

[Electro44]

That-is-pretty-much-impossible-unless-you're-Samus-or-goreae's-tail.-I-climb-back-out-of-the-earth-and-brew-up-a-pot-of-tea-then-procede-to-smash-an-ornamental-dog-over-Vapor's-head,-killing-him-instantly

 

[Electro44]

Woo, I'm so happy that google chromes working again that I shoot Vapor in the head with a shotgun and force him into untimely death

 

[goreae]

So you killed his dead body? It seems that you two have completely forgotten the objective here.

 

[the_j485]

Well, I, Goreae, Jess and Gpuzzle still have the hill...

 

[SolomonAiel]

Well its a good thing I have a force field protecting my plane. Using that to contain the explosion till I set the plane down on the hill and run from the explosion. Then I release the nuke explosion and the hill is uninhabitable for the next couple of thousands of years because the nuke explosion destroyed the nuclear reactor that supplied the energy to the force field. No one lives there except the crazy people that risk the exposure.

 

[the_j485]

Well, one thousand years later, I come back to the hill, and build a high-security fortress on it, with a sign outside:

"Applications for living here welcome! Ring bell if you want to apply."

 

[SolomonAiel]

I ring the bell to apply hoping to be allowed in.

 

[GPuzzle]

*repeatdly rings bell*

 

[Electro44]

Runs towards the bell and also repeatedly pushes it

 

[the_j485]

*Allows Gpuzzle in, allows Electro but makes him agree to stop fighting people and stuff, and slams the door on Solomon, for nuking the last hill."

 

[dgdas9]

"Can I come in too?"

 

[the_j485]

Yes, fine, but wipe your feet first on the rug.

 

[dgdas9]

Yes, fine, but wipe your feet first on the rug.

"Okay sir, please don't hurt me "

 

[VaporStrike]

*Rings the bell*
"I promise not to murder Electro unless he starts it like last time."