King of the Hill

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QuantumCookies

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I show the government officials a map of a neighboring biome filled with oil and diamonds, and they trade ownership of the hill to me in exchange for the other biome. I then smack everyone I can find with my hammer. My hill again.
 

QuantumCookies

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I shower you with the worst collection of walking into a bar jokes ever heard, shattering your brain into tiny fragments and creating a flood of tears that wash the pieces away.
I then build a high wall around the hill, topped with lazor turrets that shoot anything warm.
My hill!
 

Derpysauce

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I destroy the turrets with surf and join creepa
Our hill
I ride a kitten wave over the wall and join you guys I then send a Cmail to Solomon to reunite (not skeletonpunk because last time he stabbed us) the team. I then replace the turrets with fleshcraft turrets that shoot tentacles at enemies.
 
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ApSciLiara

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No, he should be held to the same standard as everybody else.
Also, phaser beams travel at light speed. The only way you'd be able to avoid it is if you knew it was coming before I pulled the trigger. And you didn't. So fight me.
 

Derpysauce

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I get curious why you accused me of bad grammer and look back realizing that I sorta failed at grammer but then I ask what your referencing to as I always use perfect grammer :p
 

Derpysauce

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No, he should be held to the same standard as everybody else.
Also, phaser beams travel at light speed. The only way you'd be able to avoid it is if you knew it was coming before I pulled the trigger. And you didn't. So fight me.
Teleportation is generally instant and I'm pretty sure slowking is a whatever the spelling is for a reading mind pokemon (I know the name my brain is just blanking and I don't feel like trying to spell XD)
 
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QuantumCookies

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Psychic types are weak to fighting, so I thwonk you with my hyper-hopper-hydro-hammer, then spin it so fast that I catch ApSciMorgs' lazors and reflect them back (like Thor) . It's super effective! My hill!
 

Electro44

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Psychic is good against fighting, not the other way round.
Go Scizor! Scizor used X-Scissor! Slowking fainted! (Bug is supereffective on psychic I think *goes on serebii.net)