King of the Hill
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Through the power of ignorance, I go past the defences with Jess and destroy them all. I then reinstate the former coalition as the rulers of the hill.
BTW there is no fake hills, all the hills in the world are together with the original hill.
I ask to join the Coalition. I have civ5
I ask to join the Coalition. I have civ5
It's not the the planet is a hill, it's that this is the ONLY hill on the planet.
BTW, can I join in with you two? I think you two could use a cyborg.
(BTW, I have a cybernetic tail. It hurts when it hits you.)
BTW, can I join in with you two? I think you two could use a cyborg.
(BTW, I have a cybernetic tail. It hurts when it hits you.)
I therefore assume this is a superflat world with village spawning turned off. I place a dirt block, quit the server, and watch it crash with the force of a new hill
Oh yeah? Well, I'm an honest-to-god FORUM MODERATOR: MY Hill!
(wait, is that an abuse of my powers? well, we'll see how long I hold the hill
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I dance the macarena on the hill, slapping you with my tail countless times. You won't be waking up for a while.
The Mound of Unclean Matter is now my sole property. Good day.
The Mound of Unclean Matter is now my sole property. Good day.
Possession is 9/10ths of the law: I cut off your feet, and now possess both your soles. That "sole" property is mine.
I never lost the hill, just my feet, you martian bastard. I shoot a missile from my cybernetic tail, causing you to flee in a rather cartoony manner. I then stitch my feet back on and the nanobots that came with the tail finish the repairs until my feet are as good as new. I still own the hill.
(for clarity, all of those actions were directed toward eunomiac, not superk. Superk claimed the hill even though I still technically owned it, and he did nothing to take it from me. I was never removed from the hill, so we can assume that I was lying feetsless on my hill. Technicalities.)
(for clarity, all of those actions were directed toward eunomiac, not superk. Superk claimed the hill even though I still technically owned it, and he did nothing to take it from me. I was never removed from the hill, so we can assume that I was lying feetsless on my hill. Technicalities.)
EMP missile? what? What good would that do? It would make the nanobots and tail temporarily shut down, but that;s it. How does that get you the hill again?
Sneaks to the hill, orders Acme bombs, and blows the hill to heck. Pick up one chuck of dirt, place it down, and stand on it.
My hill.
(Someone should repair the hill using time travel or something.)
My hill.
(Someone should repair the hill using time travel or something.)
I send an army of golems to cover you and smother you. I rename the hill to Golem Hill.
My Golem Hill.
My Golem Hill.