King of the Hill

[QueWhat]

I send a flying sheep to your hill, blow the hill and all of you up, you land in water and instantly die for some odd reason, then I rebuild the hill using blocks and pixels that fall from the sky.

All your hills are, f*** the pun, its mine.

 

[GPuzzle]

I defeat you with portuguese.
Eu te acerto na cabeça com um baixo e robôs aliens começam a sair da sua testa.
Minha colina.

 

[the_j485]

I defeat him as well with german.

Ich mache ein audere Berg, und du gehst da, weil du denkst es ist DIE Berg.

That will not translate properly as I am very rusty

 

[ApSciLiara]

I perform a summoning ritual to summon everybody I've written within the past year or so to defend the hill.
This hill belongs to me, J, G, Jess, Ex, and Peggle! And nobody can take it from us because we have all the most OP people ever on our side.

 

[rymmie1981]

edit because I was ninja'd by Liara, so that didn't make sense.

Not my hill anymore.

 

[Tellerofstones]

I hacked the console do /kill allplayers and everyone does my hill and and i make the hill in a sea of lava so no one can get back to the hill

my hill!

 

[Succubism]

Tooshy whips all around~!

Fear my crop and stay off my hill!!

 

[ApSciLiara]

I make an offer to join forces and protect the hill together.

 

[Succubism]

I demand my boot thoroughly licked whilst I glare triumphantly as majority owner of the hill.

 

[rymmie1981]

Declines the invitation even though it probably wasn't directed at me because this is KING of the Hill, not KINGDOM of the Hill.

I pay the hill's taxes before you have a chance and now own it by annexation.

 

[SolomonAiel]

I take the hill as tribute for not killing you.

My hill

 

[Aetherr_]

I kill everyone!

 

[SolomonAiel]

i respawn so still my hill.

 

[rymmie1981]

I break your bed so your spawn is 1000 blocks away.

My hill.

 

[SolomonAiel]

i tp to you and push you down the hill.

My hill

 

[PeggleFrank]

I make you use my resource pack. Quickly afterwards you get a seizure and your heart implodes, from excessive nerve impulses.

My hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

I push you into the hole I made some time ago.
Mah hill.

 

[Succubism]

I come back with a more narrow, vicious looking riding crop.
My hill...

 

[rymmie1981]

I make riding crop proof armor out of beef jerky and carpenter's glue.

My hill.

 

[SolomonAiel]

I set some wolves out to get your beef jerky.

My hill