King of the Hill

[the_j485]

I high-five you both.

Our hill.

 

[rymmie1981]

I sow the seeds of discord among you with several well-placed words and well-timed accidents. You start blaming each other while I take control.

MY HILL!

 

[Jess887cp]

I whip out a set of magical jewelry that *shazams* you, restoring harmony to all.

My hill.

 

[SatanicSanta]

I shoot you with my radioactive snowball cannon.

My hill

 

[rymmie1981]

I pour a bucket of lava on the hill, melting the radioactive snow and killing any snow-themed people.

My hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

I blow your eardrums off using a bass and some REALLY powerful sound equipment.

The hill is mine.

 

[rymmie1981]

I plug in my Gibson SG and melt your face with a metal rendition of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

I have acquired the hill.

 

[SatanicSanta]

I kidnap Ghoul and force them to murder you in the most brutal way.

My hill.

 

[Jess887cp]

I turn the hill into a hobbit-hole, and via squatters rights over the course of 20 years, become the rightful owner. My hill.

 

[SatanicSanta]

I turn the hill into a hobbit-hole, and via squatters rights over the course of 20 years, become the rightful owner. My hill.

I get a bunch of squatters to raid your hobbit hole. My hill.

 

[rymmie1981]

I just watched David Hasselhoff singing with a guy in a shark costume on the Discovery channel. Your claim to the hill is invalid.

I file the correct paperwork and have the property rights to hill reverted to me.

 

[GPuzzle]

I, using a drill that will pierce through the heavens, create a hole in the mountain, and you fall in.

Mah hill.

 

[dgdas9]

I use BB code
(LOL)
My hill

 

[the_j485]

I magically become a moderator and delete your post.

My hill.

 

[SolomonAiel]

I carefully dig the hill out from under you taking into account any decoys and I transport it to my location and build an impenetrable wall and offer to share the hill with all but do not allow any weapons near the hill. Oh and I also hide in the invisibility cloak so no one can find me.

Everyone's hill if they are good and share.

 

[PeggleFrank]

I stab anyone who tries to get near the hill, because imbalance and politics and whatnot.

 

[SolomonAiel]

so still everyone's hill that can get through

 

[PeggleFrank]

I stab the wall repeatedly and it unexpected collapses. Due to the shape of the wall, it crushes anyone who's on the hill.

 

[Aetherr_]

I go /gamemode 1 and fly up the hill.

 

[PeggleFrank]

I launch a mountain lion at you at exceedingly high velocities, and it latches onto you, pulling you to the ground.