King of the Hill

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I sow the seeds of discord among you with several well-placed words and well-timed accidents. You start blaming each other while I take control.

MY HILL!
 
I pour a bucket of lava on the hill, melting the radioactive snow and killing any snow-themed people.

My hill.
 
I blow your eardrums off using a bass and some REALLY powerful sound equipment.

The hill is mine.
 
I turn the hill into a hobbit-hole, and via squatters rights over the course of 20 years, become the rightful owner. My hill.
 
I just watched David Hasselhoff singing with a guy in a shark costume on the Discovery channel. Your claim to the hill is invalid.

I file the correct paperwork and have the property rights to hill reverted to me.
 
I, using a drill that will pierce through the heavens, create a hole in the mountain, and you fall in.

Mah hill.
 
I carefully dig the hill out from under you taking into account any decoys and I transport it to my location and build an impenetrable wall and offer to share the hill with all but do not allow any weapons near the hill. Oh and I also hide in the invisibility cloak so no one can find me.

Everyone's hill if they are good and share.
 
I stab the wall repeatedly and it unexpected collapses. Due to the shape of the wall, it crushes anyone who's on the hill.
 
I launch a mountain lion at you at exceedingly high velocities, and it latches onto you, pulling you to the ground.
 
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