King of the Hill

[GPuzzle]

I kick you in the groin.
My hill.

 

[the_j485]

I reck you. My hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

I turn into Death and recreate the Final Destination movies with you.
My hill.

 

[PeggleFrank]

I secretly plant a flag on the hill, right next to the one that was previously there. You don't notice it, and I just kind of walk around casually, not being seen at all.

Our hill?

 

[Jess887cp]

I copy peggle.

Three-way alliance yay?

 

[SatanicSanta]

I hire the soldier of fortune to pocket sand all of you.

My hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

I summon a black scottish explosives expert that lacks an eye to bomb you.
My hill (also, yay, Demoman!).

 

[Jess887cp]

My spy backstabs your denoman.

Also steals the intel.

My hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

My Pyro lights up your Spy and kills him, protecting the Intel.
My hill.

 

[Jess887cp]

My sniper headshot's your pyro, my hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

My scout kills your sniper at close range, where he can't do shit.
My hill.

 

[Jess887cp]

I call in a care package that grants me juggernaut, because CoD is fun despite the flak. Only for LAN though.

Mah heel.

 

[GPuzzle]

I drop a headcrab on your head. My hill.

 

[Jess887cp]

I use my crowbar to pry the headcrab off.

I throw a scythe at you, and reap your soul.

My hill.

 

[dgdas9]

I grrab my gravity gun and throw you off. My hill.

 

[Jess887cp]

I portalgun you to the mooooooon!

My hill.

 

[PeggleFrank]

I break your neck with pure golden mercy.

My hill.

 

[dgdas9]

I kill you using the power of threads about OPness

My hill

 

[Jess887cp]

I dig you with a shovel.

My hill.

 

[dgdas9]

I break your shovel and kill you with my pick

My hill.