King of the Hill

[imabanana1337]

i throw chicken wings at all of you. my hill.

 

[NosePicker5555]

My weakness, i back down from the hill

 

[PeggleFrank]

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You're utterly confused so you stumble and fall, breaking your neck. You very quickly get your neck punctured by poisonous snakes and you bleed to death within seconds.

My hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

I run over you with my car.
My hill.

 

[PeggleFrank]

I teleport you to Brennenburg castle and make you play Amnesia for the rest of your life. Shortly after you make the mistake of going to the wine cellar first. Explanation unnecessary, you die from a heart attack within minutes.

My hill.

 

[NosePicker5555]

I take your anuuse skin, therefore i your argument is invalid
i win

 

[PeggleFrank]

You may have won, but the hill isn't yours.

Still my hill.

 

[the_j485]

I FiRE MAH LAZOOOOOOOOOOR at you. My hill

 

[Jess887cp]

I go to sleep.

*yawn* My hill.

 

[the_j485]

That was your dreams. You wake up. Still my hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

I, using my monkey squad that I have since I'm brazilian, throw you out of the hill and take the hill as mine, becoming the Monkey King.
My hill.

 

[the_j485]

I throw a banana down a pit. You all chase it and die. My hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

I put some fish and chips and, since you're English, chase it and fell into a pit. After that, you die.
My hill.

 

[the_j485]

Ugh, my weakness... I lvoe it more than most english englishmen.
You did not realise how much you put down, enough to cushion my fall.
I crawl out, and I do that dancing martial art thing which is brazilian, and knock you down the pit.

 

[ApSciLiara]

I watch and laugh as you kill each other over food, while I plant my flag on the hill (and set fire to yours, just to be a bitch ).

Ergo, my hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

The technical name is capoeira. I summon a scottish rain, and you drown in it.
My hill.

 

[ApSciLiara]

I put up my super-strength industrial umbrella just in time.

Still my hill!

 

[the_j485]

I pull up my super-strength taser, and shock you both. My hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

I hit you in the head with my bass.
My hill.

 

[the_j485]

I hit you in the head with my drum set.
My hill.