King of the Hill

[rymmie1981]

I tattoo the plans to the hill on my body and use them to takeover.

My hill.

 

[SolomonAiel]

at least i'm still alive. and I sneak up on the hill using the invisibility cloak and place my flag next to yours and you just continue on by it without noticing it.

 

[PeggleFrank]

I cover the hill in flags. There are so many flags now, attempting to move at all gets you impaled.

My hill. Because majority rules.

 

[SolomonAiel]

eh i burn the flags with you in them. my hill

 

[rymmie1981]

I place a blue portal on the hill and an orange portal on the moon. The flags get sucked through the blue portal, impaling you multiple times on the way out. I close the portals.

The hill is mine once again.

Also, I used your signature against you. Take that.

 

[SolomonAiel]

you got sucked into your own portals because you weren't holding on to anything and i attached my flag extremely deep so I held onto that leaving you to die in space. My hill

 

[the_j485]

I stab you with a random flag which was caught on a tree. My hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

I brofist you as a co-writer.

Our hill.
WE'LL WRITE STORIES ABOUT IT ONE DAY, BROTHER!

 

[the_j485]

I brofist you as a co-writer.

Our hill.
WE'LL WRITE STORIES ABOUT IT ONE DAY, BROTHER!

With my brains and your... something... we will go far!

That is a joke.




We wouldn't go far

 

[SolomonAiel]

I turn you both against each other and steal the hill.

My hill

 

[the_j485]

We team up and slap you into outer space.

 

[SolomonAiel]

So still my hill then. I came back down to reclaim it since you didn't.

My hill

 

[GPuzzle]

So still my hill then. I came back down to reclaim it since you didn't.

My hill

You fail, because you can't put a hill on a still.
It's still our hill.

 

[QueWhat]

I skillfully trick you with my silver tongue into buying a cheap timeshare package for the hill which actually refers to a small farther away hill in the fine print which you neglected to read.

MY HILL

 

[the_j485]

I cut off your silver tongue, and me and G reclaim the hill.

 

[QueWhat]

I poke one of you in the back and blame the other one causing a catastrophic battle that leaves only one victor.

ME and ze gato.

 

[the_j485]

G would never do that, nor would I. We are too good bros

Our hill.

 

[QueWhat]

Looks like ze gato needs reinforcements.

I hereby summon...

Succulent, er, Succubism!

She gives you the kitty eyes and you feel so guilty for taking the hill that you throw yourselves off the hill, I then kick Succubism off the hill and take it for myself. I do not share my hill with anyone.

 

[the_j485]

We team up with Succubism, and kill you.
THen we betray her as well.

Our hill.

 

[GPuzzle]

We team up with Jess, Liara, Ex, Santa and Peggle.
COME AT US BRO.
It's still our hill.