King of the Hill
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i use my cat treats and your bobcats go after them and then i punch you off the hill into a black hole which spam kills you
My hill
My hill
But everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
My hill.
My hill.
I used my power and defeated the fire nation king (cant remeber his name be cuz i have not watched it in a LONG time) and i use my railgun and blast you a ticket for a vacation. and you going the "vacation" (but you dont know were it is) :3
My hill
EDIT: Power suit*
My hill
EDIT: Power suit*
I spend more than you and get elected President of the Hill. I dissolve the legislature and convert the government to a dictatorship.
This is now the Hill of the Glorious and Incorruptible Leader.
This is now the Hill of the Glorious and Incorruptible Leader.
The oppressed citizens rise up against your horrible leadership, and eventually overthrow you after years of painful, bloody resistance.
I set myself up as the new leader, and promise to be fair and equal.
All may rule the hill alongside me if they wish!
I set myself up as the new leader, and promise to be fair and equal.
All may rule the hill alongside me if they wish!
I choose to join you in your glorious reign and we rule the ultimate Utopian society for ten years, then I (literally) stab you in the back and start a silverfish apocolypse, killing all the lovely townspeople. The morgan family just had a beautiful baby boy, too. What a shame. Anyways, because we had a beautiful time together, instead of leaving you to die, I teleport you to the furthest hospital on the planet and claim the hill as my own. Get well soon!
(OOC) Where the heck did this thread come from?!
(OOC) Where the heck did this thread come from?!
I get to my old friends who never backstabbed me and proceed to kill you using my cleaver (like the one that Cloud uses). THOU SHALT NOT LIVE, VILLAINS!
After that, I use an FPS defib to revive Liara, Jess, J, Peggle and Liara's son. I then turn this into the Holy Kingdom of Hill, and start trying to make my citiziens happy.
As it appears, the LGJJP alliance's hill.
After that, I use an FPS defib to revive Liara, Jess, J, Peggle and Liara's son. I then turn this into the Holy Kingdom of Hill, and start trying to make my citiziens happy.
As it appears, the LGJJP alliance's hill.
I climb to the highest point in the kingdom as to make myself the ruler of the hill temporarily without causing aggression.
My hill.
My hill.
My hill =/= Our hill.
Technically, the hill must have a ruler at all times, however subtle that ruler ship may be.
Technically, the hill must have a ruler at all times, however subtle that ruler ship may be.
I bring a yardstick to the hill. A yardstick is three times better than a ruler.
QED. The hill is mine.
QED. The hill is mine.
I thank you, GPuzzle, for freeing me from my worldly shell. i am now a ghost, comfortable in my new existence. I therefore possess one of the citizens of the hill and start spreading rumors about the current yardsticks. They're one inch too short. Eventually, the citizens become genuinely frazzled and revolt against their leadership, destroyinmg the current yardsticks and placing new ones of proper length. They make me king of the hill. And nobody even knew who it was until it was too late.
My hill.
My hill.
That would work, except that I am a perfectly natural being. Not a demon, just a ghost. Holy attacks have no bearing on ghosts, especially since I have a human shell and an army of townspeople who adore me for showing them proper measurement lengths. Your attack does nothing, and even if it had, you would have been killed immediately.
EDIT: llih yM
EDIT: llih yM
Anybody have any valid arguments? I have a suit. I'm not leaving. There isn't much a glorified vacuum would do to me. That would be like sucking the soul out of your body, really frickin hard to do with a vacuum.
My hill.
My hill.
I notice the location on your profile. I cause your skin suit to malfunction with a sonic device, exposing you to the masses. They revolt and install me as Supreme Ruler thus my measurements are the only ones that matter.
My hill.
My hill.