Funniest Puns (Rated Edition)

GPuzzle

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2/10

"Eh, sorry, I need some help opening this jar."
"Well, you could start by downloading Java."
 

xTordX

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2/10 what?

-And now i present to you... ToiletCraft! the mod which uses advanced sound recognision to determine what kind of poop you're having and gives you in-game experience points according to the kind of poop just mentioned.
-That idea was shitty.
 

ljfa

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3/10 it was better when I brought it on Skype :p

And now a science joke that most of you probably won't understand :p :

How do mathematicians greet each other?
sup
 

xTordX

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0/10 i agree...
-Help! There's a squid on my butt!
-I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 

ljfa

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Of course you're there when a thread gets revived somewhere, but looks like this time you were a bit ... slow :D