5/10
I have a related one, also pretty bad.
I'm reading a book about gravity. I can't put it down!
I have a related one, also pretty bad.
I'm reading a book about gravity. I can't put it down!
Funniest Puns (Rated Edition)
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6/10 xD, so similar to mine on the first post 
"Hello guys,
I just wanted to create this forum game, pretty simple and probably fun...maybe.
So, everything is nice and simple, but most likely funny, all you have to do is comment with your pun and rate the one above you.
It can be anything you like, BUT IT HAS TO BE FUNNY!
Example:
0/10 (-Rating for above user -no-one so...)
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. (-Pun)"
Anyway, sorry @Lawbroken:
You seen Lawbroken? He really broke the law.
God that's awful.
"Hello guys,
I just wanted to create this forum game, pretty simple and probably fun...maybe.
So, everything is nice and simple, but most likely funny, all you have to do is comment with your pun and rate the one above you.
It can be anything you like, BUT IT HAS TO BE FUNNY!
Example:
0/10 (-Rating for above user -no-one so...)
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. (-Pun)"
Anyway, sorry @Lawbroken:
You seen Lawbroken? He really broke the law.
God that's awful.
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*HERP*
I didn't even knowww that was on the first post. xD Pardon me for using an old pun, in that case.
anyway
7/10
I finished the maze and asked someone what they thought of my progress. All they said was "amazing."
I didn't even knowww that was on the first post. xD Pardon me for using an old pun, in that case.
anyway
7/10
I finished the maze and asked someone what they thought of my progress. All they said was "amazing."
6/10 lol.
No problem man, you made a mistake, we all do.
Pun:
To the guy who invented Zero:
Thanks for nothing!
7/10 Pretty good one.
Pun:
I was wondering why it was getting brighter outside, then it dawned on me...
5/10
Did you know that they put Batman in Arkham Asylum?
They told me that he is there because he went batshit crazy!
Did you know that they put Batman in Arkham Asylum?
They told me that he is there because he went batshit crazy!
10/10!
Not so much a pun but still a great joke.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a lighbulb?
Apparently more then three, since the basement light still isn't working!
Not so much a pun but still a great joke.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a lighbulb?
Apparently more then three, since the basement light still isn't working!
0/10 on the pun scale
7/10 on the joke scale
Don't ever use sarcasm when talking to a cleptomanic, they take things literally!
7/10 on the joke scale
Don't ever use sarcasm when talking to a cleptomanic, they take things literally!
Ugh, heard that one and it's been dead to me for years. 0/10 for humor, and 0/10 for how good the pun was.
Anyway, I heard from my Mexican buddy that he found 3 other Mexican guys to start his band. They call themselves Juan Direction.
3/10. Doesn't really flow too well imo. Shall I propose an alternative?
Have you gone to see the Holy Sword? It's made entirely out of swiss cheese!
Have you gone to see the Holy Sword? It's made entirely out of swiss cheese!
FYI you missed the point. The only cheese that has holes under all circumstances is Swiss Cheese
Calling it holey sword oversells the joke. Holy is enough for the person to get it, plus while reading it, they aren't aware of what the pun is going to be until the second line.