Funniest Puns (Rated Edition)

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YX33A

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I mustache you a question. Wait. I'll shave it for you later. That way you can mullet over.
 
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YX33A

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5/10 Overused(and makes no sense due to poor writing)

So two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says "I'd like some H20". The bartender hands him a glass of water, and the first chemist says "Oh yeah, that's the stuff". The second chemist says "You know what? I'd like some H20 Too." The second chemist died.
 

ThatOneSlowking

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5/10 Overused(and makes no sense due to poor writing)

So two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says "I'd like some H20". The bartender hands him a glass of water, and the first chemist says "Oh yeah, that's the stuff". The second chemist says "You know what? I'd like some H20 Too." The second chemist died.
It does make sense. Mushrooms=fungus
Shrooms=drugs
Tom becomes a fun guy on shrooms
 

ApSciLiara

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Oh right, open letter to India: Thanks for Nothing! Really helps as it turns out...

(math joke this time)
4/10 for factualness but 0/10 for actual funniness. Sorry :/

Joke is in here:
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